Get ready to be the head of the laughs of the party with these hilarious penis-nosed glasses! Honestly, I can't wait to wear these at my best guy friend's 18th birthday party! (We're surprising him with some really cool and hilarious penis gags -- my favorite). I particularly love the nose penis, which is plastic. They're a lot like those gag glasses with the huge eyebrows and big nose that make me laugh hysterically every time I look at them. And, of course, that's what I do with these, as well as cheer my girlfriend up every time she's in a bad mood after work. I just walk in and talk all serious, and she cracks up! I love them.

My plan for the birthday boy is to make him wear them while he's opening his presents (i.e, the new masturbator I got him -- his first since he's turning 18, the legal age to buy/have one). These glasses are going to be the best laugh of his birthday when he wears them, and they're going to be fun as well.

Since these are plastic, they shouldn't cause allergic reactions. They are cheaply-made though, so if handled too roughly, they're bound to break. It's inevitable that they're going to break if they're handled too roughly; so, don't love them too well, silly heads!

My body didn't react to these, and I don't expect that anyone's would. They didn't really play any part in my sexual experience, except for making my lover girl laugh and for what they're going to be used for at my best friend's birthday party. These glasses could be used in conjunction with other accessories, like hats, make-up, wigs, outfits, etcetera, and you could even paint them up or put a cock ring/condom/masturbator on the penis to liven things up at the party. It's up to you!

I would say it's safe to assume that these are easy to clean, as they're made entirely of plastic. Just rinse them off if they get too gross, or even soak them in soapy water for a time.

These are the most romantic glasses in the world. No, I'm just kidding. But they're still awesome and explosively fun! We still use them from time to time, and still enjoy them immensely. They're just silly glasses, after all!