Imagine my surprise...
It's not a horrible centerpiece, I just didn't receive the same item as is pictured. Also, currently out of stock. Might be better off shopping for such items in person rather than over the internet.
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Pros
Easy to use
Funny
Funny
Cons
Not same as pictured
Here's what surprised me. I ordered this to review in hopes that I'd get the naked man on the stand-up part. Nope, it came in and had the cartoon penis on it. The honeycomb foldout part on the base is the same, and it keeps with the purple theme. It's nice to notice it does go with the gift bag I reviewed here. I am, however, quite disappointed that the pictured product isn't what arrived.
That said, it's something I "might" use at Friend-girl's bachelorette party if I don't find another centerpiece. I was really into the naked man thing, not the silly, pink, ballsy, short, crackhead, cartoon penis.
It is sturdy, so it'll get through a good party. It'll definitely get some weird looks and laughs. I almost feel bad for the little guy because he's going to be made fun of if I put him out. But that's half the point, right?
If you're going with the cartoon crackhead penis theme, by all means, jump on this centerpiece (OK, don't jump on it, you might give it a penis fracture). But don't be surprised if you don't get the item you're expecting.
It's easy to assemble; just unfold the bottom portion, flip it around to the back and use the included paper clip to hook the two cardboard flaps together. Don't put it in a breezy area as it will flip over. In a room with stagnant air, it should be just fine though. Being under a fan will flip it over. Nobody wants a penis, cartoon or otherwise, that can't stay up.
The good thing about this centerpiece, is it matches other things I have in the bachelorette party stash from Pipedream. That's definitely something it has going for it.
Unfortunately, it's not currently available for purchase. Maybe soon they'll have it back in stock and with options to select the penis or the stud.
That said, it's something I "might" use at Friend-girl's bachelorette party if I don't find another centerpiece. I was really into the naked man thing, not the silly, pink, ballsy, short, crackhead, cartoon penis.
It is sturdy, so it'll get through a good party. It'll definitely get some weird looks and laughs. I almost feel bad for the little guy because he's going to be made fun of if I put him out. But that's half the point, right?
If you're going with the cartoon crackhead penis theme, by all means, jump on this centerpiece (OK, don't jump on it, you might give it a penis fracture). But don't be surprised if you don't get the item you're expecting.
It's easy to assemble; just unfold the bottom portion, flip it around to the back and use the included paper clip to hook the two cardboard flaps together. Don't put it in a breezy area as it will flip over. In a room with stagnant air, it should be just fine though. Being under a fan will flip it over. Nobody wants a penis, cartoon or otherwise, that can't stay up.
The good thing about this centerpiece, is it matches other things I have in the bachelorette party stash from Pipedream. That's definitely something it has going for it.
Unfortunately, it's not currently available for purchase. Maybe soon they'll have it back in stock and with options to select the penis or the stud.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
I don't know what I should say in a follow up review for this. Other than the fact that the "old" picture is still showing in the product listing, nothing has changed. The centerpiece has stored nicely back in the plastic sleeve it came in. It's holding up well being moved from place to place.
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Wow, I told them that this picture needed to be changed over 2 years ago! lol I have this too. They don't sell the original anymore. I received what you did.
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lol glad to know I'm not the only one!
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