Even when your man is away from home you can have him right there when you need him - and if he is home you can double your experience by having two of him at your disposal. This kit is a fun couple's project and provides a very realistic copy of your man's member in beige rubber with a vibrator at its core. Odorless, tasteless and relatively quiet, this toy could go with you when you are away from home as well.

Our first try at the Clone-a-Willy kit left my man flustered and unable to get into the mold in time. While this problem was solved easily enough with a refill kit, I would advise engaging in plenty of playtime beforehand to make sure that everyone is comfortable and having a good time. This kit can provide a fun evening if you are both familiar with the directions ahead of time and have all the materials prepared. That way he doesn't lose it while you are mixing and pouring. When you are finished, you are left with a perfect copy of his member, down to every vein and bump (and even hair!) that is inserted into the mold. Because it is not very flexible, I did not prefer using it for much insertion. But it is useful as an effective vibrator and can be incorporated into foreplay quite easily.

I will also mention that this toy is somewhat indestructible. It can withstand being dropped, crushed and banged around and the plastic vibrator inside will not crack or damage. The outer rubber mold is also very hard-wearing and will not peel or crack under stress. (These observations were all made after an outside-of-the-bedroom mishap, and not part of normal wear.) Your toy should last for years and is easy to clean with mild soap and water or a commercial toy cleaner. And it looks good sitting on your nightstand! This would make a great bachelorette or naughty bridal shower gift too.

Just like boyfriends, these are disposable! (Kidding. Kind of.) Because you probably don't want your ex's penis sitting around your apartment, all kinds of fun effigy-burning or smashing with a hammer could be done after he's out of the picture. And these things are hard to destroy! I'm really not kidding when I say they're durable. Really, try smashing one. They bounce. No breaking or cracking. A little less satisfying than intended on the destruction and revenge end, but overall I was extremely satisfied with the quality of the materials this toy is made of.