On my search for more fun and exciting bachelorette gag items, I stumbled across this penis shaped card holder. It's also available in booby, although I haven't been able to find them on Eden.

The packaging is actually less 'novelty' than one might expect. It does say that it's a penis card holder, but lacks all the flashy colors and trashy pictures that one might expect from a novelty item's packaging.

The little penis itself measures just about 1 1/3" with the rest of the stem and clip taking up just over 3" for a total height of about 4 1/2". It's also only about an inch wide at the base, so it really doesn't take up much room, which is nice because it'll make a statement without screaming "look at me! look at me! look at me!" any more than it really has to. It'll be noted as a tiny penis (or set of boobs if you have that one) and people will move on.

I'm not entirely sure what it's made of, since I couldn't find that anywhere, but it seems like a plastic or acrylic. Something that will easily be scratched if rubbed against an abrasive surface. Mine came in blue, but you can also get pink as well. It's really lightweight and you could easily toss a whole bunch of these in a ziploc baggy or something for parties. It feels really well made, as well as any 'real' card holder might. Tug on the stem all you want, it's in there good. Nothing about this card holder makes it seem as though it's not going to last a good while.

Now, for how well it functions. It can be used to hold name cards for a party, pictures or reminders at a desk, or whatever really. So long as you're not trying to hold something like an 8x10 with just one (2 would probably work though), it'll hold and stay upright. The most I managed to get it to hold 'comfortably' was a piece of paper that was about 7"x5". Without a ceiling fan it would have held without falling over, but its really light weight means that the bigger an item you clip in there, the more likely it is to get blown over. I'd try to avoid anything bigger than a 4x6 to a single one.

Right now I'm using mine to hold condoms:

These are fantastic. I can't believe Eden doesn't carry them anymore, but if you do a google search you can still find them, and I'm definitely going to get more of them.

This has a special place as the name holder of whoever is the guest of honor when we have get togethers. Sometimes it's for the birthday girls, sometimes it's for whatever random reason we make up. But I still enjoy having this and wish that I could have gotten more before they were discontinued from Eden.