What is it, and what do I do with it?

It's a little novelty item, and you have fun with it. It's a great gift for a bachelorette at a party, or any time small penis shaped things might be appropriate.]

What's the packaging like?

The packaging is what you might expect for something like this. The little flasher man is against some cardboard and behind some plastic. None of it is discreet at all, but if you're buying a little penis that walks around and flashes everybody, you're probably not expecting discreet.

Tell me more about the little penis man.

He's not only shaped like a penis, but also has a little penis. He's about 3" tall, and has moving arms, pants, and penis. He's too big to fit into most pockets but you could easily carry him around in a small bag all night.

How exactly does he work?

Have you ever played around with any wind up toys when you were little? He works pretty much exactly the same way. Wind the little white spinner and let him go! He'll waddle around the table or whatever other flat surface you've got him on and be a big hit!

What's the craftsmanship like?

Given that it's a novelty product, I wasn't expecting anything that was going to last forever. I wasn't let down. After only a short while of being abused (ok, I don't think the manufacturer intended for him to live in a bra for any length of time) his pants fell apart. Surprisingly, this wasn't a big deal and they just clipped right back together.

Did you get any pictures?

I did indeed! Although they were taken before I left my house and I didn't manage to get any of him being abused by the gaggle of girls.

What was the experience like?

Fairly self explanatory really. When you take a bunch of drunk women and give them small penis shaped things, hilarity often ensues. This occasion was no different really. Mr. Penis was loved by all and my bride to be asked if she could keep him, so now he lives at her place and comes out when we have get togethers.