Hardcore Sexy Cards
Like playing cards? Like porn? Why not combine them with this fun deck of cards! Each of the 53 cards has a different pornographic image ranging from blowjobs to anal sex. Just be warned, nothing about this is discreet!
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Pros
Different picture on every card, Sexy, Fun
Cons
No men giving women oral on the cards, non-discreet box
These are the perfect cards for combining fun and sexy. Each playing card has a different pornographic image on it. These are perfect for things like Strip Poker, Strip Go-Fish, or even Solitaire.
The cards are the size of your average playing cards. They're made of the same cardboard-like material as well. Each card has the card symbol (♥ ♠ ♣ ♦) and the number of the card (A, 2-10, J, Q, K) and a Joker card. Every one of the 53 cards has a different picture on it. I noticed that even though some of the cards have more than one girl, each card has a penis somewhere on it.
The pictures are all very graphic, and show a lot of different sex positions. There are a lot of women giving men blowjobs, but not a single picture of a man going down on a woman. There are also pictures of anal sex, vaginal sex, two girls sucking one penis, one girl giving two guys hand-jobs, tit fucking, cum-shots, etc. The back of the cards just has a giant "3rd" with a swirly red back ground.
Even the box is naughty on these cards. The front of the box shows the only picture of a girl getting oral, and it's from a guy that's having sex with another girl. The back shows a girl having anal sex with a gigantic penis.
These cards are definitely NOT discreet. At all. If you have kids or plan on having kids come over I strongly suggest hiding these in a drawer somewhere. They're perfect for if you only have adult roommates though, or just live with your partner.
I was pretty pleased with these cards. I bought them for a little fun thing we could play with. They're sexy, and they turn me on. These would be perfect for playing any kind of dirty card game.
The cards are the size of your average playing cards. They're made of the same cardboard-like material as well. Each card has the card symbol (♥ ♠ ♣ ♦) and the number of the card (A, 2-10, J, Q, K) and a Joker card. Every one of the 53 cards has a different picture on it. I noticed that even though some of the cards have more than one girl, each card has a penis somewhere on it.
The pictures are all very graphic, and show a lot of different sex positions. There are a lot of women giving men blowjobs, but not a single picture of a man going down on a woman. There are also pictures of anal sex, vaginal sex, two girls sucking one penis, one girl giving two guys hand-jobs, tit fucking, cum-shots, etc. The back of the cards just has a giant "3rd" with a swirly red back ground.
Even the box is naughty on these cards. The front of the box shows the only picture of a girl getting oral, and it's from a guy that's having sex with another girl. The back shows a girl having anal sex with a gigantic penis.
These cards are definitely NOT discreet. At all. If you have kids or plan on having kids come over I strongly suggest hiding these in a drawer somewhere. They're perfect for if you only have adult roommates though, or just live with your partner.
I was pretty pleased with these cards. I bought them for a little fun thing we could play with. They're sexy, and they turn me on. These would be perfect for playing any kind of dirty card game.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
This is a cute little deck of cards. It's good for a sexy party, or something like that. Or even a fun game of solitaire.
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