I thought this would be a great gag gift! whipping out a penis bottle opener hidden underneath your apron..sounds great, right? It was cute, and the bottle opener works great, however there are many flaws in the design.

The Apron is red vinyl, which is super easy to clean, but also very thin. You can see through the vinyl completely. There is a small pocket on the front of the apron, I'm not sure what it's supposed to hold, maybe a recipe card? It seems it is there more to keep the penis bottle opener hidden. However, even with the double layer of vinyl you can still see through it, and the apron is so thin it bulges out a whole bunch where the penis is.

The next flaw...it doesn't look like a penis, at all. It is a stuffed felt tube, with a red vinyl tip and it looks like a giant match. The bottle opener is attached by a white elastic loop.

The apron is more of a slim fit..as in it doesn't cover a whole lot up top. I have 40B boobs, and one is poking out either side of the apron when I wear it. I am 5'4'' tall and the apron hits just at my knee.

The placement of the penis is directly in the middle of the apron. You wouldn't want to really be using this apron and the bottle opener. You have to flip the entire apron up to pull out the bottle opener, so if it were dirty you'd make a mess.

That aside, the bottle opener works great. :) It's funny as a gag gift, but I wouldn't spend my money on it. I think there are a lot better funny party favors out there you could get. The only thing that makes you think the penis is actually a penis is the placement of it on the apron.

I've used it twice so far, on a girls night and as a joke with my boyfriend while I was making dinner. I had to tell them what it was supposed to be, because they couldn't figure it out :)