I recently purchased this item as a gag gift for my husband. He has been deployed for about 7 months and I'm thinking sex could be kind of messy when he gets back. He cums a lot to begin with, and we always joke about having towels by the bed! When I saw this, I knew it was perfect.

Just from getting it in the mail, I don't see this as anything more than a gag gift. It is rough to the touch and kind of scruffy. It's abrasive on the skin and I would not want to be wiping my lady parts up with it. While it does not cause harm to the skin- it's just not a comfortable feel.

Carded simply means it comes on a cardboard card to hang in shops.

If you did so choose to use this towel to wipe up after asexual encounter it is easily machine washable and dryer safe as well.

If nothing else, you'll be sure to get laughs if you hand this over as a gag gift for some one's sexy bridal shower or a naughty birthday gift. It is not discreet though, as it comes in plastic bag packaging. That is all part of the humor really though- it's right in your face!

The best thing I can think of as a practical use, would be to set washed sex toys on to allow them to dry before putting away if you were in a private residence or had a personal bathroom.

If I lived in a roommate situation I also think it would be funny to randomly leave this towel in a shared bathroom. That's my sense of humor though! Your roomies might not appreciate it, but it could be comical if left in the bathroom for another to discover!