Okay so I got this just because it is cute. I really have no reason to have a dick pencil sharpener at my desk because I have children who would probably die of mortification if I ever displayed this in public, but I just could not resist!

I mean, come on, who doesn't want to at least have one of these for kicks? It comes packaged on a cardboard hang up sleeve and there is absolutely no mistaking what it is, so if discreet is what you are looking for, this is NOT it. It is a 2 1/2" tall 1 1/2" wide penis. That just so happens to sharpen pencils. It says that it is also a paper-weight but it is very light and the slightest bump or wind and the poor thing would be on the floor.

It is made of plastic and has a small plastic and metal sharpener inside of it. You simple stick your pencil in the urethra hole and twist. Sounds painful huh? But no worries, he is a pretty tough little dude. The opening is sized for standard pencils or standard eyeliner pencils in my case. To empty out the shavings you simply pop off the bottom off the balls and empty it into the trash. A quick little slap with the base will pop the bottom of the nut sack back into place.

So if you need a little penis to get to the point of things, this is your feller here. Small enough to toss in your make-up bag, but big enough to get them pencils as sharp as can be!

Cute enough to be a great gag gift for a bridal shower or birthday gift. Functional enough to go on your desk...as long as you have a semi private office.