Since my buddy's birthday's coming up, I decided to add some fun items for his 18th birthday party, which is
on Valentine's Day (yup, it's coming up fast, guys!). So, I got these. But before I use them for his big day,
I decided to test one out first.

Man, these are so weird, and yet really neat. They really do glow well in the dark, which is a fun feature, and the details of the erect penis and balls are quite detailed for a disposable straw (I think we'll be keeping these for a long time, though, for next year!). I love the gag about them, and they can work great for any old occasion that you choose them for, whether it be Halloween, Christmas, or my best friend's birthday.

These are perfect for sipping, and there are no flaws. They glow while you're sipping, and of course they still look cool in a room that the light is on in too. They are detailed straws, they feel realistic, they don't smell of anything aside from regular old plastic, and they don't have a sound unless you're blowing bubbles in your milk. Plus, for added laughs, put them in the birthday cake! Well, actually, you can just get penis b-day candles on this website for that, so forget that idea.

To clean them just run them through soapy water or the dishwasher and then let them dry, pull them out, and put them away for next time! Plus, just kick back and enjoy a nice cold Sprite or root beer while sucking on
one of these hard cocks! I guarantee you'll enjoy sucking these hard cocks, and that they're worth the hype!
These straws are hilarious. I would buy them again in a heartbeat if I wanted something for laughs for his
birthday, and just for parties in general. Plus, if I ever get tired of having these around or need to get rid
of them when I have a kid (adopted or not), I can simply give them out as souvenirs at the next get-together.

We've grown a bit bored of these, but they're still fun for outings and innings and parties. They're still usable, and still glow!