I have a bad habit of collecting random things, shot glasses happens to be on that list of things I like to collect. I don't have that many of them, but I like the ones I have. I saw this, had a few extra bucks, and just had to have it.

It came wrapped up in a whole bunch of brown paper to keep it safe and secure, and then inside a plastic bag. You can get rid of all of that when you start using the glass.

The shot glass itself is just the torso of a woman, chopped off right above the boobs and right below the pubic area. There are some painted on nipples, and creases in all the right anatomical places and all that. If you're looking for something "appropriate," this is not it. However it is good for some laughs and does function well as a shot glass. It works best if you take the shot from the back, with your lip resting against her shoulder blades. Whether this was a fantastic fluke or an ingenious thought on the manufacturer's part, it's still a pretty awesome thing. You can also drink pretty easily out of each of her sides, but trying to motorboat her while taking your shot seems to end with spilling your booze, since the bottom lip just can't get a good seal against her breasts.

She's made of a glazed ceramic, so she's safe for drinking out of and can be run through the dishwasher. If you do run her through the dishwasher, be careful where you stick her since she could fall over and break. So far she's taken one successful run through mine, and I've hand washed her safely as well. She's a little bigger than your "standard" shot glass, which holds about one ounce of liquid. The good ones give you room for one ounce with a little bit of room to prevent spillage. I've got a jigger, which is basically the fun tool the bartenders use to measure out shots, and this lady lets you get a full shot and a half with a little bit of extra room to prevent wasting any alcohol. Not bad for being about 2 1/2" tall and 1 1/2" wide.

Here's a picture comparing this one to a few of my other shot glasses. The one in the middle is the best size for a "standard" shot glass, holding one ounce with a little bit of extra room to prevent spillage. The one on the right holds exactly one ounce of alcohol, and doesn't get used much because we always spill with it.

I've had this glass for a while, just waiting for a chance to be used. With friends over one night, and the conversation turning mildly inappropriate thanks to some of my penis ice cubes, I remembered about this glass and ran upstairs for it. It was a huge hit. We all took turns taking shots out of her, and figured out that if you only want a one ounce shot, you can fill it up to just under where her boobs start. It was a blast, and I'll definitely replace her if she breaks.

This sultry little thing comes out every time I have friends over. I've somehow managed to not break her yet, but if I did I'd go ahead and replace her.