On the very end of this wand is the happiest penis I have ever seen. He has an open mouth, eyes, and eyebrows and just looks unbelievably thrilled to be atop a pink pile of maribou feathers while coated in sparkly gold glitter. His curves even make him appear to be dancing atop his glitter throne, that's how damn happy this dick is to be there. He is also rather arrowy.

Naturally, this is probably best for bachelorette parties (or bachelor parties now, here in New York!) or some crazy, sexy costume. If I head to any adult costume parties this year I might just come up with something. I'm pretty sure that my friends are having an offensive Halloween party. Perhaps I can be the Penis Fairy, raining down gifts of glitter and cocks to all.

The stick part, not the stick part, is made out of that cheaper plastic that tends to break in the middle when you step on it. I think most people have had some toy like that at some point as a child. It's that stuff that gets white near the break. The penis is a more pliable plastic and you can squish him a bit, he's hollow. It's a bit top-heavy but overall it's pretty light.

I also don't recommend this for insertion. Glitter crotch (or ass) is not a goal most of us are striving for in life. I'm guessing though that the penis would be compatible with most lubes but the feathers, not so much. Also, while cleaning take caution around the mouth, it's open and things could be trapped in there.

To be entirely honest, this is one of the greatest wands of my life and I've had a lot of magic wands over the years. I would put this thing on display if I could.

Seriously though, I am not recommending this product for insertion. Ever.

I have no experience with glitter penises. I know that they might be associated with some series of books and movies that are named after a certain period of day-night. I ignore this fact and just love glitter. And penises.