This is not a game you want to leave around the kids. In such a small box for a board game, I wouldn’t think that this simple looking game could get so much started. The first thing I looked for were the directions, but there was no leafy pamphlet with the directions which are basically to get you and your partner horny, so you could go at each other’s neck. In small fine print the simple directions were printed on the side of the box.

There is a board, dice, two game pieces and an assorted deck of cards. Assembly was quick; we positioned ourselves on the living room floor, and then started the game. The places to land on range from “take off an article of clothing,” “pick a card up,” or “move back some spaces.” The game was really quick to play; the whole point of the game is to move through the spaces, collect cards along the way and perform very sexy tasks. Whoever makes it to the winner circle gets to use the cards they collected along the way and have them carried out at their desire. With each roll, I was hoping to land on “make out with your partner” or “take off an article of clothing;” it made me want my man even more with each passing second, but I would still wanted to finish the game to see what cards we would get next. As soon as he reached the winner circle, I was very anxious to see what he had gotten. We made a mad dash to the bedroom with some whipped cream and sexy positions in mind.

I absolutely loved the game. The first time playing it wasn’t as hot, but after getting a sneak peek at what kind of things are on the cards, and how sexy it can get makes me anticipate the game. Directions are generic, so definitely think of ways you can make up rules to benefit yourself; for example we added the rule that when we rolled and the dice would roll off the board, the person who rolled must perform a quick tease of oral on the other person. Or maybe add the rule that if you land on the same space as the other person you must compensate with a tease of penetration. We found ourselves intentionally rolling the dice off the board. If you are the reserved type, I highly suggest censoring the cards before game play to avoid any awkward moments and risk messing up the moment. Overall, Behind closed doors is great adult game, decently priced and quick to get things started.