I suppose these things are used for bachelorette parties, but it's neither classy nor cute. I suppose having a pink cock appear in your drink could be an interesting surprise, but I would never put a shot glass around my neck. And if I were going to, I wouldn't want it to be a cheap nylon string with ties inside the plastic, since I don't want my drink to be nylon-flavored.

That said, my favorite aspect of the cup is the slight tilt of the cock, which is actually kind of fun and adorable. I just don't like the setup of the cup. I'd prefer it to be standalone rather than a necklace. But even then, I can't imagine keeping it in my kitchen as a shot glass. What would I say if a random person picked it up? "Oh, that's what I take my medicine out of, to keep it fun." (Actually, that is one thing I can imagine using this cup for. It is the right size. But still, lose the necklace.)

I guess I'm also disheartened by the whole cock-shaped-everything trend; why does everything a woman touches on a particular pre-marriage night have to be in the shape of a cock? If you can take it all in fun, then that's great, though I'm not sure the laughter isn't a bit nervous somewhere underneath that veneer. But isn't it a little degrading to tie a cock around your neck? What is the purpose? It's not a sex toy; it's silliness. So, have your silliness. But don't expect us all to love it.

I'm trying to think of other times a cock-shot-glass-necklace could come in handy, and there aren't many. But I'm open to creative suggestions if anyone's come up with any. (One reviewer seemed particularly enthusiastic, and I can't - for the life of me - understand why.)