What will they think of next? The Peni Pencil sharpener is just that: a plastic penis with a pencil sharpener in it. Place a normal sized pencil or colored pencil into the urethra and turn. The blade is pretty sharp and will do the job. To empty the sharpener just pop off the bottom where the balls are. The seam is easy to see. Then pop it back and Peni is ready to work for you again!

The picture doesn't lie. Peni is quite shiny and his shape makes him very obvious. My only qualm with Peni is when I break a piece of the pencil lead off the pencil and it gets stuck in the sharpener. Remember that as a kid? Well, the shape of this sharpener makes it a bit more difficult to get the cumbersome piece out. But if you're determined and have deft fingers, (along with tapping it upside down on a hard surface) you can remove the offending bits from the sharpener. Or you can avoid this if you treat your pencil sharpener nicely, and not rough like me.

Peni is easy to conceal. He can easily fit into a pocket (refer to experience section for that story) or drawer and no one will be the wiser (unless... yeah, look at the experience section). He is cute as a gag gift, and what makes him unique is that he is reusable and has a purpose other than being provocative! Sadly I only use mechanical pencils now, so Peni is more of a phallic decoration than anything. He does make quite a conversation piece!

I have to say, out off all the gag items I own, Peni is my favorite one. He can take spills onto the floor, rough treatment, be submerged in water, etc. Though if you wet Peni, make sure you dry him well or the blade will rust! If you want to get someone a funny gift that has purpose, Peni is your guy!

I was traumatized from the penis sharpener when I was younger. When I was going to a "cool" party as a teen, my mother let me borrow her leather jacket. She told me to check the pockets to makes sure I didn't have any cigarettes or lighters on me (She being a smoker didn't want me to get in trouble since I was underage). So with HER permission, I dug into her pockets.

And what did I find? The Penis Pencil Sharpener. When I opened my hand I was scarred. What?! Parents don't have sexuality! Ahhhhh! I went to my mom who noticed my morbid expression. With stiff posture and an "ack!" face, I opened my hand and let the offending Peni drop into hers. She died laughing. Seems she went to a party a couple days back and forgot to check her pockets for any lingering favors.

So yeah, if you want to mortify your kids, this is good to hide in easy to find locations. My mom and I still laugh about it to this day. And when she tells me to look in her purse or something, I'll go "Is it safe?"

She will never live it down!

Peni is still working and going strong! He's great for a gag gift, but his best use is a conversation piece. Well, it is if you're bold enough!