I can't for the life of me figure out why this has the title that it does. Only one scene even shows a supposed masseuse, and he certainly isn't massaging for very long! I just was sort of expecting some stories about the adventures of a professional masseuse from the title, but it didn't take me long to find out that was not the case here.

I was bored senseless. Of course, I admit that straight sex is not my thing, but still, I can appreciate a good X-rated movie. I didn't get the plot of this one, if there was supposed to be one, and the sex was all very vanilla for my tastes. There was no anal at all. Not much rough stuff, just straight sex and no plot.

Of course, it is always nice to see Kayden Kross. That girl is a real beauty. But even her scene got to be too long and she got too noisy for my tastes. I don't know why porn stars all feel they have to moan and scream to excess during sex scenes, but it is just unrealistic and I end up turning down the sound.

I also don't get why every scene has to end in the woman getting a facial. Can't at least one guy cum on some other part of the anatomy? It all just got boring and predictable to me. Now, my husband did enjoy the interrogation scene between Kayden Kross and Scott Nails in the first scene. But even he got bored with this movie. And that is not a good thing, because that man loves his porn!

The sex was mediocre and many of the actors/actresses did not seem to have any chemistry between them. I don't want to watch a porn movie where it simply seems as if they are there to make a paycheck.