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by Digital Playground

The Top Guns Girls are Top Shelf!

Top Guns is not touted as being a parody, but damn this script seems familiar. Of course, in this version, it's the ladies that are taking center stage.
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Pros
Blu-Ray and DVD versions, Strong plot, Beautiful bodies
Cons
Orgy scene needs to be slowed down a bit.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Top Guns bears striking resemblance to another similarly named hit movie about hot shit aviators obsessed with proving who is the best at their chosen craft is. In this version, though, most of these fighter jocks are ravishing ladies having hot sex with handsome men and each other. Don't' get me wrong, there is a strong storyline, some incredible special effects and a bit of flying too, but this movie is mostly about the fucking.


The movie opens with a flying scene where Jesse Jane and Riley Steele are being all mavericky during what is supposed to be a routine training mission. This scene sets up the basic plot line of the film: their skills under the canopy earn them a slot at the premier fighter school and a chance to prove they are truly the best….even if they are girls (honestly, this institutionalized sexism is part of the plot).


Scene 1: Jesse Jane and Ben English hook up in the bathroom at the Aviator's club. Jesse Jane demonstrates that she can handle Ben English's joystick with as much skill as her F-15's. This high-energy scene has just as much passion and energy as one might expect from couple sneaking off for an impromptu fuck in the bathroom of a local watering hole. The only difference is that this scene is nice and long.


Scene II: Stoya takes on Mick Blue in study hall in effort to keep him from his studies. She turns out to be more than a little distracting in this energetic performance. She starts out by demanding some oral and then returns the favor with an incredible blow job. They finish with him stuffing her neatly trimmed but unshaven lady parts before she takes his load in her mouth. Stoya, while her character is a minor role, steals the show with this scene. Not only is she striking, but she looks like she is absolutely loving every minute of it.


Scene III: Riley Steele is the next one to exploit the men's weakness for hot bodies. She seduces Erik Everhard in the lounge where he spend some time worshipping her body his mouth before she takes his cock in hers. This scene has a rather humorous ending so don't fast forward through it.


Scene IV: This scene features Kayden Kross getting inside Scott Nails head before she takes him into her mouth. This was my third favorite on the disc. Kayden brings a lot of energy to this scene and clearly has some chemistry with Scott.


Scene V: This scene features Tommy Gun, all the lady pilots, and Selena Rose who plays the mechanic. This scene gets a bit busy and it moves pretty quickly. I think it's intentionally supposed to seem a little frenetic because they are all amped up on adrenaline, but it would be a lot better if they slowed it down a little bit and didn't cut between performers so quickly. It does get a little rough too, if you like a little spanking.


The final scene features Raven Alexis taking on Marcus London, the school commandant. Raven bears a lot of resemblance to Stoya both in her general looks and her presence on screen. It's clear that she likes to play it a little rough based on couple of bruises she's sporting. After a vigorous fucking she gets a rather messy facial. I think they saved the second best scene for last.


The sex in this movie is all condom-free. There is a lot of oral sex going both ways, but no anal. With the exception of the orgy scene, all the scenes are hetero. Unfortunately you do not get to see Stoya and Raven Alexis together!


The movie is included in both a DVD version and a stunning Blu-Ray version. The special features are on the second DVD and include behind the scenes footage, deleted scenes, bloopers, a slide show, gallery, and trailers. There is also a making of the visual FX which is really quite cool. The best special feature is the bonus sex scene. This not-to-be-missed POV scene starts when Scott Nails walks in on Riley and Jesse jilling off in the restroom. He is then treated to an amazing blowjob which finishes with Jesse vigorously jacking him off into Riley's mouth in a way that was new to me.


If you are looking for an adult film that both excites and entertains, Top Guns is it. The DVD version looks great, but the Blu-Ray looks even better. The production quality is top notch and the performers are top shelf. Personally, I think this movie is better than Pirates in its story line and the quality of the effects. So sit back, relax, and, like the cover says, “Get ready for the ride of your life.” Enjoy!
Follow-up commentary
This is still a great porno. The action is hot, it's incredibly well made and it has a reasonably good story line. This is that type of movie that can be watched over and over again.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Comes in both blu-ray and dvd versions.
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Eyes
    • Mind
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • High production values
    • Special effects
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  • Contributor: married with children
    great review, thanks. it sounds like a great movie.
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Very nice review! I have this movie on my wish list, I like Stoya
  • Contributor: markeagleone
    Great review!
  • Contributor: kelaaa33wish
    Oh sounds like alot of fun to watch. Thank you for the good review.
  • Contributor: tim1724
    You need to change "italics" to "italic" to make your formatting work in the review. Great review, though. (and a great movie.. I had a lot of fun watching this one.)
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. This definitely sounds like a good one to watch.
  • Contributor: Diabolical Kitty
    nice review
  • Contributor: liilii080
    Hm, I might just have to see this!
  • Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg
    @ All...Thanks for your kind comments and for reading our review.
  • Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg
    @Tim1724....Thank you. I will try to edit it. It might too late though.
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review!! Very good!!
  • Contributor: faust
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: MrWishyWashy
    Yummy, thanks for the review...
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