This movie only had a couple of scenes that did it for me! The movie stars Francesca Le, James Deen, Kayden Kross, Mick Blue, Samantha Ryan, Scott Nails, Toni Ribas, & Yurizan Beltran. Most of the cast were pretty attractive, but I thought the sex for the most part was very bland.Very typical, unimaginative!


The basic plot is about a massage business that does house calls, but really there is no massage involved. That's just a front for ordering an extra something else instead! It starts out pretty humorous! Kayden Kross' character is a girl not in her right mind, she has multiple personality disorder. She dresses herself up in her sexy version of a military outfit and starts acting paranoid, looking out the window. For what? Who knows!

Then a masseuse named Scott shows up to give a massage. She start acting loony and interrogates him holding a toy gun with a red topper. She tells him to call her Sergeant Mary Tidwill Then they take their clothes off and get sexy, basic stuff. When they first started going at it, he told her "Your fucking hot, crazy, but hot"!


The next scene is a masseuse making out with a client at his house. Then they started having sex. Two things stood out, and for a while there I couldn't understand what he was telling her until I realized he was speaking Spanish to her. Then, she kept making the strangest contortions with her face. Especially with her mouth! She kind of has funny looking teeth, which is OK, but I had just been admiring Kayden Kross's straight white beautiful teeth from the previous scene. After a while the guy's roommate/ex-girl named Samantha comes home to find them having sex. She goes to sit on the couch and pout. When her ex is done and is walking out his client she gives him a hard time about always having sex and not paying rent. Her own masseuse shows up and she starts complaining to him about men wanting to just fuck her, and not marry her! Then he gives her a weak hand massage, they fuck standing up, on the pool table, and on a couch. There was WAY TOO MUCH saliva coming out of Samantha's mouth! It was all over the place, really wet! Plus her face looked like she was in pain.

By the next scenes I was through with this movie. Kayden's psychiatrist is in a doctor's office having sex with his wife in the exam room. Later Kayden gets an erotic sensual massage by her psychiatrist at her house encouraged by her husband. After as she's sleeping, he comes into her bed room, and she is a different personality. She wants to pretend they are Brad an Angelina, and then they have sex.

BLAH!