Casey Parker Lost in Puerto Rico is another Shane’s World production featuring a reality-based filming style. The movie follows the mis-adventures of 3 women and 2 men on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico. The filming is done with a hand-held camera and mimics a homemade video style with some jerky camera movements during scenes and occasionally dialogue that is difficult to hear. The film is unscripted and features women sans heavy makeup which is a refreshing change. Why people think that makeup applied with a paint brush is attractive, I’ll never know. Since there is no script to follow, we get to see the actors as they really are and their true personalities come out. Unfortunately, that is probably this films undoing. Most of the actors in this film are simply unattractive, and not in the physical sense.

The film opens in the airport as Will Powers and Jack Venice have a conversation about relationships, lovingly referred to as “speed bumps.” This was our first hint of their personalities and should have warned us of worse things to come. After arriving at the island, the group heads out to go hang gliding. On top of an impressive cliff overlooking the island, Casey Parker decides she wants to hang glide in the buff; good thing she didn’t think to give anyone a golden shower. Better than the beautiful scenery, we get a glimpse of her infectious and bubbly personality. She is one of the few bright spots of the film and is so entertaining to watch both during her sex scenes and during the between scene filler.

Suddenly, the scene cuts to Jack and Victoria Sweet standing in the rain and they decide to have sex right there. This abrupt changing of scenes without any transition occurs frequently throughout the film. Although they are surrounded by lush grass, it’s raining and you can tell they don’t want to lie down. Instead, they decide to have sex while standing which simply comes across as being extremely awkward. Jack comes across as rather forceful and dictates the entire scene while Victoria looks cold and miserable. After a few minutes of standing PIV, they move to a large rock which seems even more uncomfortable for poor Victoria. She does not look like she is enjoying herself at all as Jack continues to fuck her. The scene mercifully ends with Jack coming on her abdomen.

Later in the day, the group is lead by a guide on a hike alongside a river with a rocky shore. The scenery again is beautiful as they discover a hidden waterfall in the distance. The scene again cuts abruptly to Casey performing oral on Will. I guess there’s no such thing as foreplay any more. The scene is filmed on the rocky shore but doesn’t appear as uncomfortable as Casey has a towel to lie on. The sex is standard vanilla fare including oral on him and PIV in typical positions. The couple moves from the rocks to the water’s edge with Will in the water. While the scene wasn’t horrible to watch, there wasn’t any chemistry between the actors as they appeared to simply be going through the motions. On the drive back to their rental, we get another look at Jack’s lovely personality as he declares that he “doesn’t believe in love” but instead “believes in money.” He only views marriage as a way to make lawyers rich. Charming…

That evening, Jack and Casey go to the airport to pick up Allison Pierce, a last minute replacement joining them. Upon meeting them, Allison jokingly declares “I thought I was supposed to be looking for a muscular guy.” We see another ugly side to Jack, insecurity. Jack is well built physically and yet takes Allison’s joke seriously. On the way home after dinner, the group is again in the van (In retrospect, I think half of the film took place in the van). Allison demands Jack to “Fuck me harder,” to which Jack decides to stop altogether. Jack cannot stand anyone else challenging his authority as he sees himself as “the boss.” He views her demand as a “challenge to his ability.” I didn’t think it was possible to think even less of him, but once again Jack proves me wrong. What follows is an uncomfortable scene in which Jack mostly forces himself upon both Allison and the passed out Victoria. I have no problem when domination is done with consent, but you get the sense that were they not being filmed, these women would not have consented.

Casey decides that she wants to fuck on a beach so the group heads out in the van to get lost. After first finding a beach strewn with garbage, they soon find a beautiful, secluded beach. Casey and Will start with some oral on him and PIV sex when the scene cuts suddenly to Casey out of breath and behind a large dead tree. She explains that locals came out and did not appreciate their sexual escapades in the open. They decide to continue behind this huge tree that appears to have washed up on shore. This scene will appeal to anyone that appreciates the beauty of nature. They start out leaning on the tree and proceed to lie down in the surf. While the sex is still vanilla, their attractive bodies combines with the scenery is fun to watch. Jack is tolerable as long as he doesn’t talk.

On their last night on the island, Will and Allison decide to have sex in their rental while Casey and Jack watch. We had hoped that a group scene was unfolding, but no such luck. Casey and Jack leave them and another vanilla scene ensues. Again, it wasn’t horrible to watch, but it was uninspired and rather forgettable. The film abruptly cuts one last time to Casey getting picked up at the airport by Renna Sky and Justin Magnum. After dropping off Casey, the couple returns to their home and has sex. Justin starts by performing oral on her (This is the only scene to feature oral on the woman). The movie finishes with yet another vanilla scene that seems out of place in the storyline and more of an afterthought.

While the concept of reality-based porn has potential, this film demonstrates that you first have to start with a good cast. In this film, we see too much of the true personalities of the cast and immature, spring break-like behavior. This film might have worked better as a gonzo where just the sex scenes were featured without any dialogue. Once Jack opens his mouth, it’s game over.

Despite all of Casey Parker's cuteness and charm, not even she could save this disaster of a film. Too much of the content is just offensive and insulting to consider watching this again unless it was for a specific scene with the sound muted.