Now THIS Is A Real Wife-Swap Worth Watching

While the sex in this video won't set your pants on fire or make your heart beat faster it is still easy to watch and very hetero. This video is straight hetero sex with no deviation and while there is an attempt at dominance and humiliation it is very mild. The dialogue is actually very amusing and interesting to watch as is the set up to each scene. All in all for a straight sex video parody of a television show this DVD hits on all marks.
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Pros
It's a parody! The dialogue is cute and the sex is pretty straight.
Cons
The sex is straight hetero, not enough kink.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience



Wife Swap is a parody of the TV show of the same name. The movie is a Zero Tolerance production. Instead of two women walking into each other's lives we have two husband's walking into each other's bedrooms! Neat premise, no? The movie features three sets of two couples who are interested in seeing how different marriages work. The couples aren't exactly vastly different but then this isn't meant to be an exact copy of the television show. There is actually very little kink involved in this movie other than the whole "I'm sending allowing a guy to entertain my wife in my house while i go entertain his wife in his house".

The movie opens up with two couples who are being 'interviewed' by the show prior to the actual swap. The couple tells a bit about themselves and then speculates about the other couple and what they might encounter. Fairly straight forward and actually amusing! The movie follows this format throughout just before the next segment for a total of 3 couples. The couples are varied and their 'situations' are pretty much what you would expect based on the television show.

In this video it's the husbands that actually swap houses and the initial encounters with the women are humorous and the interviews with the husbands during the beginning of the encounter are hilarious. The sex that follows is actually surprisingly well performed. There was very little 'camera tracking' by the female stars though it was still very obviously a porn flick with the best porn positions and hair holding. Still the dialogue was fresh and enjoyable, it didn't pretend to be a high budget movie and stuck to just being a great parody of a borderline interesting show.

The sex was very straight forward with the requisite kissing and fondling of breasts, followed by some pussy licking and cock sucking. There is a bit of fun between some of the more dominant women and the 'temporary husbands' where you get a bit of foot rubbing and some light humiliation. This will appeal to those who are either just starting out in D/s or humiliation play. It doesn't ever get too heavy though the actors in some scenes do end up with rather red buns.

Viewers who enjoy straight sex, involved blowjobs complete with copious amounts of spit, and cute dialogue are going to really appreciate this DVD. Those looking for more kink focused porn will be disappointed as well as viewers looking for involved story line. This is just what it promises, a fairly good parody of the television show.

There are no group sex scenes or queer/gender bending scenes. It is 100% hetero sex clearly marketed toward hetero guys.
    • Erotic
    • Hetero

Actors

The "wives" were played by Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Rebeca Linares, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Starr and Julia Ann. The Husbands are played by Marco Bandaras, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, Prince Yahshua, James Deen (who actually plays the son but does the sex scene), Anthony Rosano, and Rob Spallone (the actual husband)

All of the actors and actresses were great to watch. While this was very straight hetero porn all of the couplings had good chemistry and seemed to genuinely like each other. They looked like they were having a good time and not going through the motions. I particularly enjoyed the pairing of Dane Cross and Rebeca Linares as they seemed to genuinely be having a great time and it was easy to believe that this was a true swap situation where the wife had all these odd ideas about Nebraska guys!

DVD Features

The DVD menu was a bit difficult for me to figure out the first time I tried. Sigel finally had to help me and we realized it wasn't the DVD that was having the problem it was completely me not being used to the player interface. Once I got the basic controls learned then the hole thing was incredibly user friendly.

The DVD includes a behind the scenes feature that is a very cute and humorous look at Nyomi Banxxx, Kagney Linn Karter and Rebeca Linares. It was fun seeing them out of character and being themselves.

Also included is a photo gallery of shots where the actresses are looking directly into the camera. Some of the shots are incredibly erotic and the actresses look beautiful in them.
There is also a Cum-shot recap for viewers like Sigel who enjoy this part of a scene very much.

The movie features a full motion chapter menu which is great for when you just want to see a certain part of the scene. There is no need to watch the whole scene or skip around on the DVD. This is a very nice feature as far as I am concerned. It also has an auto restart feature though I admit to not making much use of it.

The packaging on this DVD is anything but discreet! The slide cover is exactly the same as the actual DVD cover and features Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane dressed in nothing much posing shoulder to shoulder. The back of both the DVD slip cover and the DVD case have graphic pictures from the movie. This is definately not safe for storing with the family's other DVDs, especially if you have kids who are able to work the DVD player!
    • Not very discreet packaging
    • Scene selection
    • Special features / bonus included

Experience

My favorite line in the DVD is "I think we got off to a bad start....I wish she'd stop spitting on me..." Rebeca Linares is amazing! She was everything Arch loves for me to be. This vignette was the best as far as he was concerned though it wasn't hard core enough for him, still he did enjoy it. The scenes were a bit too vanilla to appeal to any of the three of us highly but they were still enjoyable. Sigel and I were able to actually sit and watch the scenes without being bored to tears by the dialogue, which is pretty rare for us. All in all we enjoyed this video.
Follow-up commentary
I still find this movie to be a light hearted look at a rather intriguiging concept. Yes it's campy and light on plot but the sex is pretty fresh and it has rewatch appeal.

The DVD has held up to use and we haven't noticed and degredation of picture quality or scratching.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: P'Gell
    I also have issues with porn that has no kink. Why bother? I wanna see nasty stuff, too.

    Great review. It's interesting to see all the reviews for this same movie from many different people and their takes on it.
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    You know a great thought for a sequel...a Domme and a Guido swap! Something really wild.
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    We liked the scene with Rebeca Linares the best, too!
    Great review.
  • Contributor: Victoria
    Omg, Linares...the way she says "girl" is adorable.
  • Contributor: Joie de Cherresse
    Great review! I loved it when he said "I wish she'd stop spitting on me!" I bout rolled off my bed laughing so hard, lol...
  • Contributor: Haiku
    Sound fun! I'm a fan of parody porn.
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