The Perfect Secretary
Erotic novel
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Not the Perfect Movie
This is a good movie if you are looking for some kinky sex. However, if you really want real BDSM features, you should probably look for a different movie.
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Pros
Safe sex, bondage, safely done bondage, lots of focus on sex, good music placement.
Cons
Horrid dialogue, parts didn't make sense, bad acting, no realistic BDSM - just kinky sex.
Experience
Caution: Review has adult images but no nudity. More of a "concepts implied" type of thing.
I heard this was movie was just supposed to be a sexualized version of "Secretary" (The uberly hot BDSM movie. You should check it out if you haven't seen it.) Maybe the people who proclaimed this had never watched "Secretary", but this comes nowhere close. I tried to stay serious during it, but to me, it was more of a turn-off and "what in the....?" movie more than a turn-on. However, to someone who isn't looking for a BDSM experience, this may work out well for them.
I heard this was movie was just supposed to be a sexualized version of "Secretary" (The uberly hot BDSM movie. You should check it out if you haven't seen it.) Maybe the people who proclaimed this had never watched "Secretary", but this comes nowhere close. I tried to stay serious during it, but to me, it was more of a turn-off and "what in the....?" movie more than a turn-on. However, to someone who isn't looking for a BDSM experience, this may work out well for them.
Follow-up commentary
3 months after original review
We actually have only watched this once since first watched it to review it, and that one time was only to show our friends "one of the most hilarious pornos ever!" It doesn't have much of a replay value, but if you enjoyed the sex scenes, it would see it being something you could come back to. Neither Jor nor I enjoyed them, so we haven't watched it much since.
However, we did just recently receive the sequel to this DVD, so we'll be watching that soon.
However, we did just recently receive the sequel to this DVD, so we'll be watching that soon.
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"Pee. Standing up."
"Yes, Sir! *Goes to pee..*"
"No, no, no, NO, you idiot! Go get me a cappuccino!"
"But you said.."
"NO! Now go do it!"
Maybe cappuccino is codeword for pussy? I sometimes wish that they would just stick to, "Suck my cock, slut," and, "What a lovely pussy," as opposed to something that sounds like it should be in Star Wars: "You have put up the cock block wall...I will break this wall down with my special laser penis and you will then understand how to make a cappuccino for me whenever I wake up in the morning."
What a shame, it looks like it might be a fairly cute film. But at the same time, the cover says to me, "This is kink, not exactly more hardcore." I do love the behind the scenes parts of pornographic films, they're my favorite. I do not like porn, so seeing the backstage stuff is really cool to me.