Not quite great, but good enough.
Intimate Things is on unsure footing as a lingerie fetish film, or even as a couple's film. It is, however, a pretty good no-plot gonzo sex film. The actress are hot, the sex is steamy and it's well made. It all depends on what you are looking for. Regardless, if you're a Julia Ann fan, this is worth checking out.
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Pros
Julia Ann, High energy sex, lingerie
Cons
Too many on camera costume changes
I love lingerie. I love how Mrs. Peg looks in lingerie. I love fucking Mrs. Peg while she's wearing lingerie. When I saw that Intimate Things was a lingerie themed porno, I was pretty excited. My experience with Zero Tolerance led me to expect the actors would be hot, the sex would be steamy and the production quality would be high-end. I wasn't disappointed: the ladies are definitely hot; the sex certainly is high energy with lots or oral, vaginal sex and interesting positions; and the camera work is tight. But…..
Perhaps it is because I'm more of a “live sex show” guy than a strip club guy. Perhaps I've been ruined by watching too many plot-driven pornos lately. Maybe I just don't dig watching people getting dressed and undressed and then dressed again, and there is a lot of that in this film. Watching costume changes didn't do anything for me and really didn't do anything for Mrs. Peg. It's here I think this film falters. It's marketed as a couple's film, but it made us feel a little awkward and ultimately led to us using the fast-forward button to get to the good (and it is GOOD) stuff.
Scene I features Gracie Glam, a dark-skinned brunette who is energetic and sultry with her tanned skin and dark hair. She looks fantastic in her black babydoll. Her partner Chris Johnson gets a sloppy wet deep throated blow job in the foyer before he takes her over to a couch, returns the oral favor and gives her a sound pussy fucking. The scene concludes with a popshot on her babydoll.
Scene II starts with Monique Alexander and Kagney Linn Karter modeling multiple bras and panties for each other. I found this more educational than hot. I didn't know it was easier to put a bra on backwards and spin it around when you're well-endowed. After a few outfit changes they're joined by Anthony Rosano and things take a dramatic turn for the better. After a fantastic double blowjob, Anthony takes the ladies in turns while the odd girl out provides oral support and some light spanking. Anthony manages two pop shots, one on Kagney's ass and the other across Monique's panties.
Mariah Milano and Michael Vegas star in Scene III. The problem with this scene is that Mariah scraps a hot black bra and panty set and black thigh-high boots for a cheap looking blue set. Other than that, there's little to dislike about this scene. Mariah and Michael have great chemistry and a lot of energy. There is a good amount of oral in this scene and lots of vigorous vaginal play. He ends by splashing his load on her panties.
Julia Ann steals the show in her scene with Mark Woods. She has a lot going for her in this scene. First, she is very attractive; her age does nothing but make her hotter. The other thing is, even though she too is trying on multiple outfits, she's playing to the camera in a very seductive way. I'm not sure Mrs. Peg enjoyed this any more than the others, but I did. Julia settles on a nice black thong and bra combo which pulls tightly across her pussy while fingering her clit. Once Mark Woods joins her, things quickly go form steamy to smoking hot. Julia gives him an incredible blow job while offering up her ass for a spanking. He returns the oral favor before sinking his cock into her for some high energy fucking that involves lots of hot talk and positions changes. He too comes on her panties while she coos and encourages him. This was my favorite on the disc.
Shyla Stylez's joined by Marco Banderas in Scene V. She too does a decent job playing to the camera. While she does a better job than most of the ladies in this movie, she doesn't quite top Julia's performance. She's also a little older and I think some experience in the industry helps them perform better in front of the camera during costume changes. Again, I'm a little disappointed in the final outfit choice. I preferred the teddy over the bra and panty set she settles on. Marco starts by fingering Shyla and licking her pussy before she kneels down to swallow his cock. The blow job continues into the next room, followed by him fucking her ample breasts. They're somewhat aggressive but not so much that it's necessary to warn people off this scene. While there is no anal sex in this movie, this scene comes closest with Marco giving Shyla a bit of a rimjob. After a few position changes and a lot of high energy thrusting and bouncing, the scene ends with Shyla demanding that Marco spurt all over her panties.
Experience
I’m a little torn by how I feel about Intimate Things. The sex scenes are, in and of themselves, pretty good. Julia Ann's scene, in particular, is very good. The handling of the lingerie theme is, however, a bit awkward. At least it is for us. I am not sure what they were going for with all the costume changes, but we didn't find it sexy. Can this movie stand alone as a gonzo sex film with no plot? Sure. As a lingerie fetish film, I am not sure it is hitting that mark.
Special Features:
Behind the Scenes footage mostly of a photo shoot and the Gracie Glam / Chris Johnson shoot including Chris rubbing one out for Gracie while they are taking a break from shooting. She returns the favor by giving him some head.
Explicit trailers for Busty Nurses, Curvies, Internal Cumbustion 16, Say Hi to Your Mother for Me, and The Doll House 7.
A photo gallery and a pop shot recap are also included in the special features.
Special Features:
Behind the Scenes footage mostly of a photo shoot and the Gracie Glam / Chris Johnson shoot including Chris rubbing one out for Gracie while they are taking a break from shooting. She returns the favor by giving him some head.
Explicit trailers for Busty Nurses, Curvies, Internal Cumbustion 16, Say Hi to Your Mother for Me, and The Doll House 7.
A photo gallery and a pop shot recap are also included in the special features.
Follow-up commentary
4 months after original review
I rewatched this and stand by my initial reveiw. It is okay. Nothing more than that. And there are a LOT of costume changes that just aren't hot. As for my follow-up rating...it should say: I don't like it Any more....as in any more than the last time.
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Good Review.
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Nicely done. I agree with your assessment of Julia Ann being the highlight in this movie!
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