Listen, some people like to watch heterosexual couples have fairly vanilla sex. I say good on them! For me, the Masseuse just didn't rock my world.

The plot and continuity were a little weak (even for porn), there was nothing terribly exciting about the sex and, honestly I was really looking forward to seeing some massages turned sultry and naughty, which just did not, in fact happen. The sets and lighting were very well done and actually quite lovely. I would say it had a great production value all around, so no complaints there. Also, you do get both a DVD and a Blu-Ray in this one set, so that's fantastic when looking for more bang for your buck (so to speak).

There is a good amount of female oral, which is a huge turn on for me, but several facials, which is a bit of a turn off in my book. Some of the female orgasms were kind of over the top, (yes, even for porn) and I was, for the most part quickly board by the predictable model of: kissing followed by oral followed by more oral followed by PIV sex. There is one scene with a bit of rimming and some anal, but it was short-lived and that was the most exciting thing that happened.

Aside from the fact that this flick just was not my taste, there was nothing inherently wrong with it. The actors and actresses were all quite attractive and well-groomed the acting was not bad (per se) and the sex was...for the most part, sexy. It just was not my cup of tea. But like I said, if you like heterosexual, penis-in-vagina penetration, oral, cum shots and not much else, you might totally dig this one, and to those people I say, give The Masseuse 3 the ol' college try!