Naked in Paradise

The people were pretty to look at, so were the shooting locations, but the sex wasn't that interesting to me and it all felt very plastic.
Published:
Pros
They chose some amazing places to film in. Made me want to visit Puerto Rico.
Cons
Not my kind of porn.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
This DVD reads like a pornographic summer vacation; the kind I'd rather be on then watch. To be perfectly honest, one of the first things they do is go naked hang gliding. I've never decided if I wanted to go hang gliding, naked or otherwise, but they seem to be having a great time!

The next thing they did, however, is something I've always wanted to do: have sex in the rain. I'm such a water girl! Damn, sex while standing really takes some strength on both their parts! There wasn't a lot of reciprocation going on in this seen. A lot of her going down on him, but no him going down on her. One thing I'm seeing with this is how hard it is to find somewhere comfortable to have sex in the outdoors. This scene really seems to be all about the graphic penis in vagina shots and less about the two of them actually enjoying one another. You can see lots of her face, but very little of his and she seems to have almost no voice in what's going on. Really reads as very stereotypical porn and while it's tantalizing, it's not very fulfilling for me as the viewer. If this involves a money shot, I won't be surprised. Oh, look, money shot for him and no orgasm for her. Color me surprised.

This really does feel like the strangest vacation video that has disconnected nudity and sex included. Case in point: looking at a rushing river and then two people are naked and the girl, I think it's Casey, is giving one of the guys a blow job. At least the guy as some pubic hair, and now they're fucking with no foreplay for her that I can see. No kissing, no playing with her boobs or nipples. At least she sounds like she might be having actual fun. But again with making the focal point the insertion. Telling him “You're so good, baby” when she's the one doing all the work and if she actually has an orgasm from this it's with no help from him? You've got to be kidding me. Oh, and another money shot. I guess I should be glad it wasn't a facial…

About halfway through the DVD, they meet up with some one new and all go out for dinner and drinks. Afterwards, one of the guys, Jack, decides he wants to fuck the new girl and keeps trying to push her into having sex with him. Once she gives in and then decides she wants something specific from him, he gets all high and mighty about what can and can't be said to him by a woman. In other words, women are for his pleasure and not really to be consulted on what they want during sex. He's not my favorite type of guy, that's for sure.
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