The Masseuse 3 The Masseuse 3

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Kayden Kross and the movie with multiple personalities

Kayden Kross stars in this movie about supposed masseuses. The sex was vanilla, the story didn't make sense, but everything was shot in pretty HD.
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Pros
Blu- ray, DVD combo
Cons
Long, confusing, boring sex.
Rating by reviewer:
2
somewhat useful review
Though I still am raving about how awesome Digital Playground's packaging is, this one just didn't do it for me. I found the behind the scenes featurette to be way more interesting than the actual sex in this movie. Kayden came across really funny and sweet in the behind the scenes section. And she looked 90 times prettier than when in the actual movie.

For a movie called the Masseuse 3, there were no massages given. Maybe it is something missed from the previous parts in the series, but I guess we will never know.

The beginning of this movie was very confusing to me. It didn't really seem to fit in with even the rest of the movie. The lead in the movie is running around her house in army esque clothing with a pink gun, observing a man who is supposed to be her massage therapist, I guess??! It also shows that Kayden Kross is some sort of real estate or business woman, who is trying to sell a house to her husband. I really don't quite understand how any of it fit in with the movie I saw. The only part that made sense story wise was when the group of men were talking about the business and how it had to be legit.

The sex was rather boring and really long; my boyfriend even tried forwarding through some of it at one point. It offered up no variety between scenes, just different locations with different people. I found it to be really underwhelming as a whole. I think this movie was the one with the multiple personality problem and not Kayden.

But like I've stated before, I love the DVD, Blu-ray combo pack. I just probably won't be recommending this particular movie from the Digital Playground collection to anyone in the near future.
Follow-up commentary
Still wondering about the massages all this time later. This movie still confuses me---the whole multiple personality aspect of it, even a second time around I didn't pick that up. Again, it might be due to the lack of not seeing the prior installments. Kayden Kross is still stunning, and I would love to see more films with her in it. The Masseuse 3 is another fast forward movie for us.
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