If you've ever watched a mainstream movie, and wished the sex scenes were real so you could watch the chemistry unfold in its entirety, you might understand what first drew me to this movie. The idea of a storyline behind the porn (my idea of erotica), rather than just a collection of scenes was appealing. The fact that the movie had won prizes also seemed reassuring.

Alas, this was the most tedious piece of rubbish I've ever had the displeasure of having to sit through. I'd even go so far as to say it was worse than Buffy, the movie. While it WAS at times oddly beautiful, it was just more disturbing than erotic for me.

Visually, the settings were interesting, but far too overproduced. The makeup (ABUNDANT!) made most of the girls, who couldn't be much older than 30, seem like they were at least 40. It made two of the girls in the first scene look like they had sideburns (NOT attractive!), and generally just fell apart mid-scene for the other girls. Most of the girls had fake breasts as well, which was a bit of a disappointment for me.

Bizarrely, for most of the feature you hear music rather than sex sounds. The speeches (numerous) are even translated in several languages, though the special features aren't.

AUDIO:
- English
- Spanish
- German
- Greek
- French
- Italian

SCENES:
- Vikings
- Hindu Goddess (I actually gagged during this scene.)
- Renaissance / Dolls
- Feast of Flesh (Not sure which time period is supposed to be represented.)
- Bling (present I think. Lots of diamonds on scary breasts)
- Future in saran wrap (This one had a very interesting jeweled butt plug)

SPECIAL FEATURES:
- 2 Bonus Sex Scenes
- All Access - The Making of Fuck
- Behind The Scenes Sex Reel
- Girls of Fuck
- Photo Galleries
- Star Stats
- Trailers
- Promo Materials
- DVD-Rom Materials
- Wicked DVD Catalog
- More Adult Fun