Does decent acting, great casting, hot sex, and singing(!) in a porno (Yes, I did say singing) interest you? If you’re a fan of the original cult movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show with its campiness and fun, you’re sure to enjoy this new parody from Wicked Pictures. While you can’t see it in the theater complete with an audience full of fans ready to squirt water and toss toast on cue, this is one movie you’ll still enjoy watching on your couch. The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody, directed by Brad Armstrong, is a big budget production, and it shows.

Rocki comes packaged in a slipcover, and is a 2 disc set. The picture is presented in widescreen, and it’s crisp without noticeable pixilization. It sounds great as well. The menus are interactive on both discs. Disc 1 contains the movie (which has a running time of 2 hours, 36 minutes), and Disc 2 contains a bevy of special features, including:
- Making of
- Auditions
- Interviews
- Makeup Magic
- Table Read
- Bloopers
- Rocki Girls
- Fan Convention
- 3 bonus sex scenes (from other Wicked releases)
- Trailers
- Promo Reel
- Digital Copy

The basic story line mirrors the original Rocky Horror, but with sex scenes thrown in. The Pornologist (James Bartholet) narrates the story and intermittently is shown in his study talking about what’s going on and what may happen next. Spoilers follow if you haven’t seen Rocky Horror:

Brad (Rocco Reed) and Janet (Jessica Drake), newly married, are driving in the rain. Brad stops the car and they discuss being with only one person for all of their lives. This leads to a spirited romp in the front seat of the car before they drive on. Brad gets them lost, and they end up at a creepy looking castle to ask for a phone (Janet ‘s cell has no signal).

At the door, they’re greeted by Stiff Staff (Randy Spears) and the maid, Vagina (Nicki Hunter), who mistake them for actors and usher them upstairs to meet the master of the house, Frank n Beans (Mac Turner). He’s a porn director and mad scientist, filming a movie, and he wants to film Janet. He has Brad and Janet watch a filming between Vagina and Euphoria (Alektra Blue), who get down and dirty with tongues, fingers, and toys (in both pussy and ass).

Frank n Beans then reveals his creation, the next generation of porn superstar, Rocki (Puma Swede). Brad wants to use the phone and leave. Frank assures him the lines are down, and with Janet’s refusal to spend her wedding night sleeping in the car, Brad reluctantly agrees and the two are led to separate rooms.

Meanwhile, Freddie (Brad Armstrong) arrives on his motorcycle, and Euphoria calls him up to her room for a romp on the bed with oral, vaginal, and anal sex. Frank n Beans catches them, and he kills Freddy with a pick axe and cuts off his head. He next visits Janet, and he seduces and fucks her, giving her a taste of sex from someone other than Brad.

Brad is seduced as well, by Mona (Kaylani Lei) and Lisa (Annie Cruz). They have a rollicking threesome with good interaction and an abundance of anal sex before being caught by Frank (who has a knack for walking in on things). He shoos the girls away before trying to seduce Brad himself, but his efforts are for naught. They’re interrupted by Stiff Staff, (alerting them that Rocki’s running amok) and Vagina (announcing dinner is served).

At dinner TP Scott (Ron Jeremy) appears and Frank fears a conspiracy and leaves, as do everyone but Vagina and Stiff Staff. They have sex in the dining room, and are caught by (guess who?) Frank, who chases after Stiff Staff with a whip.

Jessica is getting ready, meanwhile, for her first scene, and she’s nervous after talking with Mona and Lisa, so she goes in search of another opinion. She runs into Rocki, and after talking to her they trade oral love in the lab. Frank catches them but urges them to continue, and Stiff Staff records the two on film, with Rocki enjoying strap-on love from Janet.

The group heads to the next set, and Stiff Staff pulls a gun on Frank n Beans and takes over. The gang dances and sings “Let’s Have an Orgy Again” before the entire cast group up and fuck with abandon. Everyone falls asleep except Brad and Janet, who take this time to escape. Frank n Beans asks them to stay (or at least sign a waiver), but they decline. Janet’s found her inner whore, and she's quite happy to only be Brad’s whore.

I really enjoyed this movie! Not so much as a porno, but as an entertaining movie. I am not a huge fan of the original, but I’ve seen it a time or two (never at a midnight showing, unfortunately). I was completely surprised at the amount of singing in the movie, and even though some was clearly lip synched, it was done well enough to go along and believe it.

The casting is all pretty fantastic, but two of the actors really stand out. Randy Spears as Stiff Staff was wonderful – he totally reminded me of Riff Raff from the original.

And Mac Turner! Did I mention Mac Turner yet? In the interview, out of the makeup, he’s a doll. In makeup, he looks like Tim Curry. He sounds like Tim Curry. And, did I mention he can sing? He can sing! From his opening scene until the end of the movie, he pulls the character off. He completely makes this movie, and I think without his truly awesome performance the movie wouldn’t be anywhere close to as good as it is. He really becomes the character, and he’s just utterly great.

Even if you’re not a fan or parodies, or a particular fan of the original Rocky Horror, this movie is worth getting ahold of to watch his amazing performance. I’m definitely going to be looking out for more of his movies!