Beautiful/Nasty3 Beautiful/Nasty3

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I Fast-Forwarded My Way Right Through the Movie!

This porn is boring and extremely repetitive. It doesn't have any storyline at all but still doesn't consist entirely of sex scenes. If I wanted to watch the same ten minute scenes of the girls getting their makeup done I would have watched the show, "Keeping up with the Kardashians."
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Pros
Beautiful women, Pretty backgrounds, Classy
Cons
All the scenes are very similar, Not much hardcore action, A ton of "fluff scenes"
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
Beautiful/Nasty by [italics|Wicked Studios] is an all-girl film that features threesomes between gorgeous women. I was very excited for this film and I ended up being very disappointed with the quality of the sex involved. The girls may be beautiful but their idea of "nastiness" was extremely soft-core.

Actresses

Devinn Lane


Devinn Lane saves this film from being one to throw out. She actually seemed interested and very aware of what was going on. She also had a clit piercing which was added an interesting visual twist. Her performance was the only believable and sexy performance that this film offered. Her performance in the three threesomes are all sexy but the other actresses' performances were terrible. Devinn produced this film and her involvement and love of it is very obvious. She is not the sexiest woman in the film but she does do the most involved things such as, riding the strap-on and being the most active in the threesomes.

Jessica Drake


Jessica Drake is incredibly sexy and wears a huge, clear strap-on during sex with two small Asian gals. She seems a little disinterested in sex with other girls but she is still very sexy.

In her first scene Jessica sits on top of a marble counter wearing an all-black rubber outfit and a 7" strap-on dildo. She has two tiny Asian girls about half her size beg her to fuck them. She asks the girls, "Who wants to go first?" before picking the most enthusiastic one to fuck from behind. She receives blowjobs and seems very comfortable using the strap-on. She receives a blowjob from both girls at the same time before progressing to some soft-core anal and vaginal sex with them, one at a time.

The scene is sexy. But before any of the action is presented, the girls just sit around and talk for about ten minutes. Their conversations revolve around who they are dating and the talking didn't contribute to my sexual attraction towards any of them. I didn't buy this film to hear about these gals' boyfriends...


Kaylani Lei


Kaylani’s scenes are very boring and very predictable. She is gorgeous but her scenes are incredibly vanilla and repetitive.

The primary actresses are joined by low-budget stars who serve as fillers. These girls weren’t very experienced, and as a lesbian porn this film doesn’t make the cut. The women were constantly talking about their boyfriends and didn’t seem interested in one another at all. The girls do their makeup for about ten minutes then have sex while still wearing hair rollers and huge fake nails. These scenes feel very fake, and like what someone who has never had sex before would assume lesbian sex is like. The women don't seem to be having a good time and pay more attention to doing their makeup than each other.

Filming
Aesthetically this film was gorgeously made. The women were all beautiful and the sets were lovely. However, the scenes were so boring and the women had so little personality that it really fell flat for me. The film claims to be about, “beautiful women who know how to get nasty.” This film certainly has its share of beautiful women but they really don’t get nasty and actually seem bored.

The setting is in an extremely beautiful house and the girls gather in different places. The first scene is in a large living room where the three main actresses have slow sex on a chaise lounge. A parlor room, dining room and staircase are also scenes for other threesomes. The actresses don't utilize many toys in the film except for the strap-ons and a bit of BDSM supplies. Long white nylon rope was used to semi-bound one actress in an extremely soft core attempt at portraying a BDSM play scene.

The scenes are all extremely professional and do not appear home-made or cheesy in anyway. The women's outfits are all extremely sexy and very high-quality. The girls wear things like black heels, stockings, bustiers, corsets, nipple tape and expensive strap-ons (some that I wish I owned).

The women were all very thin and have great bodies. I enjoyed the mix of women that performed in the film because there was a lot of diversity. None of the women looked alike, but the "small, young Asian girls" concept was very much capitalized on. Different races, hair color, and body type are important to have in any porn.
Experience
I kept fast-forwarding my way through the scenes where the girls sat around and gossiped. When a sex scene came on I waited around to see if it would get interesting, and when it didn't I fast-forwarded my way to the "action." I am sad to say that no matter how many times I watched, I never found any sex that seemed genuine, and ended up fast-forwarding my way through the entire film. I do appreciate a good soft-core film but this film wasn't just boring because it was soft-core, it was boring because the actresses didn't seem interested in one another and most of the film's time was taken up by them participating in non-sexual activities such as getting their makeup done or gossiping.

Setting and Thoughts
While the porn was obviously allotted a generous budget due to its lighting, setting and filming the scenes were very soft-core and repetitive. The scenes all blurred together and although the directors were trying to give each threesome a little bit of back-story, the plot-line was nonexistent the girls' personalities didn’t shine through at all. The women didn’t seem excited to be having sex, rather they seemed ready to get the “job over with.”

I understand that people love porn without story lines, but I was confused why this porn had so much fluff without a story. At least thirty minutes of this movie was taken up by the actresses either doing their makeup or sitting offset gossiping. I don’t understand why the reality TV-show type of porn would be considered sexy. Especially as the girls keep chatting about their boyfriends and how they don’t fuck anyone besides their boyfriends. This could be a porn that would appeal to a straight man who imagines that this type of sex is what women engage in while in all-female sex situations. The gossip was weird and extraneous information that really turned me off. Sentences like, "I only have sex with my boyfriend" belittle the sex that the girls are having with each other.

I really wanted to love this film but found myself frustrated because every time I tried to concentrate on masturbating I kept realizing how bored I was, or a scene would start where the girls just sat around and talked.


Extras
5.1 Dolby Surround Sound- The sound on the film was fine but I don’t understand why surround sound is needed for the girls' gossip fests.
Photo Gallery - These pictures are of random parts of the movie.
Star Gallery - This section of the film would only be interesting to a devout fan of any of the three main actresses and doesn’t add to the films allure.
Star Stats
Trailers
Wicked DVD catalog
German audio and Company Profile
Follow-up commentary
This DVD found a place of honor in my Yard-sale. I believe a nice older gentleman bought it along with a copy of "My Cousin Vinny." I hope he finds enjoyment in it because I sure didn't! This DVD was way to boring for my taste and definitely didn't delver the "beautiful nastiness it promised.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    • Group situations
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    • Strap-on sex
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    • All-girl
    • Lesbian
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  • Contributor: aliceinthehole
    great job!
  • Contributor: Katelyn
    Yay!! Thanks wonderful mentor lol
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Sorry to hear it was a boring movie, that really sucks. Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: Tagmstr
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Mihoshi4301
    Thanks for the review! Too bad the movie was boring.
  • Contributor: melissa1973
    Great review thanks. Sorry that it was such a let down.
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Excellent review, I love your follow-up where it ended up in a yardsale. Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Katelyn
    Ha thanks Unfulfilled! I thought it was a pretty funny ending as well ; )
  • Contributor: chikisses
    Sorry you didn't like it!
  • Contributor: Sirena
    Thanks for the review.
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