Humor, Gore and Boners
If you like kind of off-beat comedies and B-rated movies, this is for you. The acting is about what could be expected in a porno, but the story line is a lot of fun. It's not gory, there is suggested violence and blood splatters, but you don't actually see any real gore which could be "boner killer" for some. There was humor between sex scenes as well as within. It was fun to guess what horror movie a character or idea came from in the many horror movie references throughout the movie.
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Pros
Hilarious, nice camera work, option to turn off sex noises or music (or both)
Cons
mostly only one male & one female, every scene starts with a blow job, needs female receiving oral
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre blends cheesy horror and porn. This is more than just the movie, it is a 3-disc set that includes loads of special features like deleted and extended scenes, bloopers and behind the scenes features and even a Camp Cuddly Pines trivia game.
The horror and storyline is cheesy, but entertaining. References to many popular horror movies - Halloween, The Ring, Hellraiser, I Know What You Did Last Summer and more - can all be recognized in this film. The movie wasn't really scary or gory for the most part. It would show some blood splatters, but never showed anybody actually being cut, stabbed or drilled into. They opted to have the murders conducted just outside of camera view and they always happened after the sex scene was over but never during.
The sex scenes happen often and with a variety of actors and actresses and are a nice length. This movie has nice sex scenes for the most part, but other than some of the characters being, um... supernatural... the sex scenes are a bit predictable. Every scene starts with a blowjob and most end with a girl spitting out a mouthful of cum. With the exception of two scenes, they were all one man and one woman and I don't recall any women receiving oral sex in this film (with the exception of one scene, and even that was a short clip). Most of the transitions during the sex scenes were basically non-existent. Many went from a fully clothed woman performing oral on a mostly clothed man straight to two naked people having sex. Very few times was the initial penetration shown.
Other than some predictability and repetition, the sex scenes were not bad. They were well shot and although I'm not generally a fan of watching porn with the sound on (I don't really care for the noise and talking), it fit with this movie due to the cheesiness. The film also has the option to turn off either the music or sex sounds or both during the sex scenes.
The horror and storyline is cheesy, but entertaining. References to many popular horror movies - Halloween, The Ring, Hellraiser, I Know What You Did Last Summer and more - can all be recognized in this film. The movie wasn't really scary or gory for the most part. It would show some blood splatters, but never showed anybody actually being cut, stabbed or drilled into. They opted to have the murders conducted just outside of camera view and they always happened after the sex scene was over but never during.
The sex scenes happen often and with a variety of actors and actresses and are a nice length. This movie has nice sex scenes for the most part, but other than some of the characters being, um... supernatural... the sex scenes are a bit predictable. Every scene starts with a blowjob and most end with a girl spitting out a mouthful of cum. With the exception of two scenes, they were all one man and one woman and I don't recall any women receiving oral sex in this film (with the exception of one scene, and even that was a short clip). Most of the transitions during the sex scenes were basically non-existent. Many went from a fully clothed woman performing oral on a mostly clothed man straight to two naked people having sex. Very few times was the initial penetration shown.
Other than some predictability and repetition, the sex scenes were not bad. They were well shot and although I'm not generally a fan of watching porn with the sound on (I don't really care for the noise and talking), it fit with this movie due to the cheesiness. The film also has the option to turn off either the music or sex sounds or both during the sex scenes.
Experience
We thought this movie was hilarious and sexy at the same time. My husband commented that he loved the fact that he could "have a boner and laugh his ass off at the same time".
I would have liked to see more group sex, some double penetration and definitely somebody going down on a girl. I also would have liked to see some of the girls swallow instead of spitting cum out at the end of the scene. These are just my opinions and although others enjoy these things, they aren't really my thing when it comes to porn. The sex scenes were pretty hot and there was lots of entertainment throughout the film. We made it a few sex scenes in before anything other than "heavy petting" (yes, that term was used in the movie) occurred. We enjoyed the movie so much that we left it on even after we were done playing just to see how it ended.
We had never watched a movie of this sort before, and I've gotta admit that we absolutely loved it.
I would have liked to see more group sex, some double penetration and definitely somebody going down on a girl. I also would have liked to see some of the girls swallow instead of spitting cum out at the end of the scene. These are just my opinions and although others enjoy these things, they aren't really my thing when it comes to porn. The sex scenes were pretty hot and there was lots of entertainment throughout the film. We made it a few sex scenes in before anything other than "heavy petting" (yes, that term was used in the movie) occurred. We enjoyed the movie so much that we left it on even after we were done playing just to see how it ended.
We had never watched a movie of this sort before, and I've gotta admit that we absolutely loved it.
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I hadn't noticed this dvd before but it seems totally up my alley and your review has brought it to my attention and made me want to check it out! Thanks for sharing this helpful review!
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I would definitely reccommend it! It was a lot of fun in more ways than one
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great review, great movie
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Good review.
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Wishlisting! thanks.
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