I’m a total Batman geek and proud Harley Quinn cosplayer, so naturally I needed, no, HAD to review the newly released Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. It is the geekiest, corniest, sometimes so bad-that-it-is-good porno that one could ever lay their eyes on, and you know what? That is what makes it so fucking awesome! You can’t take this porn too seriously, but you sure will have a lot of laughs when watching it by yourself or with other 60’s Batman fanatics, while also having your horny-bone tickled on some parts (maybe).

Instead of me giving a summary of the plot, I will give a rundown of scenes that I felt made Batman XXX so worth the whole two-hours of watching in one sitting:

- The Riddler Scene: What’s not to love about seeing a guy wearing a really cheesy Riddler outfit and laughing like a maniac while fucking Bruce Wayne’s fiancee through caged bars? Okay, maybe not a whole lot, but I thought it was mildly amusing and really funny. I didn’t think the sex between the two was particularly exciting, but it wasn’t too bad, was mostly pussy munching and pussy fucking with only a couple of minutes of anal (the ONLY anal scene you will get in this movie). Nothing hardcore, just straight forward sex.

- The Ron Jeremy cameo: So random, even a bit unnecessary, but it perfectly fits with a porno like this. After all, you can't really get more campier than having Ron Jeremy appear as a cameo on a XXX Batman parody. He tries to tempt Batman and Robin to “come inside” and enjoy all the ladies he has in his room, naturally, they had to resign, because, you know, Batman and Robin don’t have time to get down and dirty with Ron Jeremy's harem (maybe they will save it for the sequel?).


- The Joker: I must say, the actor played the worst Joker I’ve ever seen, costume and make-up wise, but he does his best at sounding as cynical as possible, trying to mix both the over the top 60’s Joker with a little bit of Jack Nicholson Joker. He has a little fun with a couple of strippers, and it is perhaps the only sex scene that I thought was very arousing and just a pleasure to watch (maybe it’s just me because I have such a clown fetish, but I thought it was hot!). He stays in character the entire time. Again, the sex, not that interesting, but still made for an entertaining viewing experience.


- The Boy Wonder and Bat Girl Getting It On: I really loved how Batgirl was introduced (“Holy Transformation!”). Batgirl and the Boy Wonder have great chemistry when they are onscreen together, they act so young, naive and impressionable, and somehow it is so sexy and even believable. They start going at it after watching Joker’s threesome fun. The Boy Wonder is no boy anymore in this scene, he fucks Ms. Batgirl like a pro!

Of course, the movie's finale leaves us with the possibility of there being another "episode" of Batman XXX. If so, would I want to see it? Should we be graced with another Batman parody to continue with this one? I'm not so sure, but it still would be a fun, campy ride.

I’ll admit, the sex in this porno is awfully boring. Nothing ever goes further beyond just cunnilingus, fellatio, and vaginal penetration, and I can’t say that I actually got off on any of these sex scenes because it is basically the same ol’ same ol’ bang, fuck, and squirt action. A porn like this though, I think it is meant to be watched more so for the camp and entertainment. The acting is terrible, but it is supposed to be. The costumes are cheap, but that’s okay, it is a knock-off of the 60’s Batman, so it is appropriate. It does follow a plot, and it totally works. It’s just fun, extremely amusing, and hilarious. It is definitely for those who love corny parody porn and who can stand having more laughs in their porno than there are scenes to masturbate to.