Foreplay Lessons from the Mouths of MILFS

This movie is appropriately titled, for the viewer will be spoiled with all the lip and tongue action that occurs between the 5 pairs of hot MILFs. There's plenty of kissing, muff-diving, and multiple-orgasms for all to enjoy! It's sensual and it's sexy!
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Pros
Sexy women, not girls. No men! Quality production.
Cons
Pretty vanilla action.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review


Fellas, please keep your pants on while watching Lip Service, at least the first time around. Why? Because these ladies know what they are doing, and I'm sure they could teach men something about how to please a woman. Seriously, it's amazing how good porn can be when there are no cocks around! I can't believe I just said that, but I found that I actually enjoyed this movie much more than the last ones I reviewed on here. Even more so, it turned me on! I don't consider myself a full bisexual, I've tampered here and there, but this movie made me want to do more!

This 2-hour all-you-can-eat pussy buffet begins in a classy bar, where female guests have gathered to "speed hook-up". They are tired of looking for "quality" partners on free internet ad sites, at strip-clubs, and at dyke bars. Particularly, they don't want the involvement of any boyfriends who make sudden appearances (ironic part in scene IV with director Mike Quasar).

THE SCENES

The first few minutes before each hook-up show the women trying to find the right match, and sometimes personalities don't match, just like in real life. There were parts that made me say "wow, some gals really are just like that!"

Scene I: "India Summer and Francesca Le'", who claims that within 10 seconds of kissing a girl she knows if it’s going to happen or not. Francesca is an aggressive, no-nonsense woman ( & somewhat bitchy--not my type!), and wants some action ASAP. This scene has plenty of kissing, titty licking, toe sucking, pussy licking, & ass licking .

Scene II: "Michelle Lay & Rayvenness" - I called this one “butterfly lips”, all Michelle's of course! Rayvenness rides the hell out of Michelle’s face, which was pretty hot.

Scene III: "Dyanna Lauren & Julia Ann" - Two blondes who have a lot more in common than just their hair color. I couldn't figure out if they were both doctors or they were simply discussing who did their boob jobs. Either way, they both have big tits! They have sex while discussing “enhancement” options, which sort of shows a certain shallowness, but they made a good match. There's some mean finger fucking skills, while the receiver just laughs her head off, or maybe she was just drunk, who knows?

Scene IV: "Tanya Tate (has a British or Irish accent) & Carolyn Reese" - Tanya wants a typical blonde California girl, so she gets the one with the hottest little ass! There's some fun foot-fetish play and plenty of the usual woman-on-woman stuff. Also, there's an "oops" in this scene. If you listen carefully, you hear the director barking orders about where to put a finger. Shut up man! I think these gals know what they are doing!

Scene VI: "Raylene & Zoe Holloway" Poor Raylene, the event organizer, has to wait until last and she’s one of the more attractive ones too. Maybe it's because she comes across as a nicer gal. In the end, she doesn't go home alone.

ACTRESSES

As mentioned above, all using their porn names.

EXTRAS

Behind the Scenes, Cum Shots, Photo Gallery
Experience
My first reaction to this flick was "Ugh, I don't know if I'll be able to watch this", since I'm not a big fan of girl-on-girl stuff. Perhaps what made the biggest difference for me was that there are no male actors in the film. The ladies are all about each other! And that is what made it so sexy. For the first time, I actually wished I was with one of those gals, and it has got me thinking more about bi play.

Another interesting thing I noticed, was that they were orgasming, multiple times! Is it just me, or did the majority of the women in the last few guy-girl porns I watched NOT cum? Seriously! It was all about the man. Take him out of the equation and women can enjoy themselves. Sorry guys, I love ya, but it's not always about your dick.
Follow-up commentary
This is another movie that was only worth watching once. My husband won't even watch it a first time, and it wasn't all that bad. We just aren't big porn viewers and the scenes were pretty much the same acts repeated x 4 (or however many pairings there were).
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    HA! now I have to go back and listen for his bark.

    I noticed a typo in the credits of Carolyn Reese's name :S
  • Contributor: PassionQT
    Thanks! Yeah I wrote this while my youngest was around and he was distracting me as usual. So holla if you see a typo!
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    Oh, we definitely noticed the director's voice. As a matter of fact, it startled us to suddenly hear a man's voice so out of place like that. It had us casting looks about us, wondering where the man who snuck up behind us was hiding! (We have surround sound, so it really sounded like his voice originated somewhat to the side and behind us. )
  • Contributor: TransMarc
    It seems like a relly interesting movie. Great review!
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