Entertaining but not sexy

The Official Wife Swap Parody is entertaining to watch, with ridiculous characters and witty dialogue, but the sex is boring. It could be good for people who want a little more tame sex, but if you want anything a tad bit kinkier, look elsewhere.
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Pros
Amusing, clever dialogue.
Cons
Sex scenes very vanilla and too long, gagging, spitting.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review


The front of the case shows contract stars Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane and the back shows several pictures of sex from the movie. I had hoped the Official Wife Swap Parody would be a funny, sexy DVD that I could enjoy watching but that would also get me nice and turned on. I was only half right. It was amusing but sort of...unsexy.

The Official Wife Swap Parody is a movie by Zero Tolerance Entertainment, released in 2010. It spoofs the TV show "Wife Swap," where two families from completely different backgrounds trade wives for a week to see what happens. The parody follows the same idea except, you guessed it, the wives have sex with their new husbands.

The characters in this movie are ridiculous in a good way and have some genuinely funny dialogue that's entertaining to watch, but once the sex scenes started (the best part of any good porn), I got bored. Each one was almost exactly like the last, and they seemed to go on forever. The sex was completely vanilla, with each scene only including a blow job, some going down on the woman, and then a few different positions until the cum shot at the end. This is great is you're looking for straight, no frills sex, but if you like anything else like anal, BDSM, group sex, or same sex couples, look elsewhere. The only redeeming quality was that there were a couple of interracial scenes.

I found myself constantly wanting to fast forward through the sex so I could get to the next scene. None of it was arousing at all to me. The women gagged through every blow job, which makes me want to gag. It's incredibly distracting, and there's no music to drown any of it out. They spit on the guys' cocks for lube, which makes me gag AND chuck a bottle of lube at the screen. And I don't understand men in porn slapping their cocks across a woman's face or fish hooking her when he's fucking her from behind. I can see how other people would like all these things, but it doesn't do it for me.

The Scenes:

1. Mark Wood and Nyomi Banxxx
2. Prince Yahshua and Bobbi Starr
3. Anthony Rosano and Sara Sloane
4. James Deen and Julia Ann
5. Marco Banderas and Kagney Linn Karter
6. Dane Cross and Rebeca Linares

After the last sex scene, the credits roll.

The special features include a short behind the scenes video, a slide show style photo gallery, a cum shot recap, and trailers for other movies from Zero Tolerance.
Follow-up commentary
I didn't really care for this movie in the first place, but this was also one of the first porn movies I'd seen. Now that I have seen better, higher quality porn, I have to say I like it even less. I doubt I'll be watching it again.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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My Offical Wife Swap Parody tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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  • Contributor: Kayla
    Yeah, I wasn't very fond of the gagging or spitting either.
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    Ugh I can always do without the spitting....though I did like it when Rebeca Linares looks up and says "Did you just spit on my pussy?" Like she was completely outraged! My reaction totally.
  • Contributor: Sir
    Hey, at least it's funny!

    Great review! You give away a good amount without giving away too much, I really like that!
  • Contributor: Heartthrob
    I'm never fond of gagging. I guess I've just seen it so often I've begun to overlook it.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Thanks for the comments!
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    Yeah, we also thought the sex scenes went on a bit too long -- so much so that we became bored. I don't care for the spitting either OR the gagging (though I know the gagging can't exactly be helped).
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: Minxy
    I find movie reviews extremely hard to review! Thanks for the honesty!
  • Contributor: Midway through
    Good job, felt like I knew a bit more about it after that. Don't think I'll be getting it, not my cup of tea. But it was informative.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    @Selective Sensualist- Yeah, it was pretty gross. Haha.

    @Minxy- I always have trouble with them, too.

    @Mid- Thanks you!

    Thanks for commenting!
  • Contributor: CrystaCat
    Nice review! I will not be purchasing this!
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