Front Cover:
The front cover is amazing with its picture of the famous machete wielding hockey mask wearing killer named Jason. Further in the background is a creepy and abandoned house. In the foreground is the lovely Sara Sloane, who is wearing a bikini top and cut-off shorts. The red title stands out against the sepia colored background.

I absolutely loved the front cover. If I saw this on someone’s desk, I would not know it was an adult film (without looking on the back).

Back cover:
The back cover is typical of any porn movie, lots of screen captures, and a general overview of the plot. There is a nice picture of Sara Sloane on the back, similar to the one on the front, but she is posed different.

Menus:
The menus are easy to navigate and well designed. The background is a picture of one of the cabins with Jason standing outside of it; this is accompanied by some creepy music.

Plot Overview: with plot spoilers
The film starts out with the main character Susie (portrayed by Sara Sloane) hitchhiking and being dropped off just outside of a town. During the introduction a southern style instrumental song plays in the background, a great touch that gives this the feel of classic horror film. Susie makes her way into town where she stops by the local bar, in said bar she meet the bartender (who is portrayed by Tabitha Stevens) and a local man. After some humorous back and forth between the three characters the bartender tells the legend of camp Crystal Lake. According the bartender, a man with an extremely large penis went for a swim but due to the weight of his penis he drowned, his cum fermented over time and is said to be acidic (flesh eating).


The next scene shows the camp owner Kyle (portrayed by Kris Slater) talking to two other campers, the bug-a-phobic Ricardo (Rocco Reed) and his girlfriend Asia (Asa Akira). Asia wonders why the camp was previously abandoned, and after a humorous exchange about bed bugs, ticks, and other bugs, the camp owner explains that a serial killer killed all the previous inhabitants.


The next scene shows two camp goers Billy (Mr. Pete) and Connie (Courtney Cummz) a couple that is in to BDSM play. The sex features a lot of domination play, also features oral, vaginal, and anal intercourse. After the climax (Billy cuming into Connie’s mouth) the couple relaxes for a few seconds before Jason (the main villain played by Cheyne Collins) steps into their cabin and ejaculates upon them, presumably killing them.

The next scene shows Asia (Asa Akira) spraying Ricardo (Rocco Reed) with bug spray, afterward they head back to their cottage. Once inside they find a single sleeping pad, and begin to have sex. They have oral and vaginal sex before Ricardo cums over Asia’s stomach. After Asia leaves to take a bath, Ricardo lays down for some rest, while he is laying down an arrow flashes through his chest (apparently coming through the floor and the mattress), killing him. Things do not go any better for Asia, who after undressing and entering the bath tub is surprised by the ejaculating and masked Jason.


There is a loud scream as the next scene starts, prompting Rita (Brooklyn Reed) to ask her lovers Kendra (Brook Lee) and Manny (Mark Wood) “just what the hell was that?” Manny answers her by telling her it is just another camper having fun. They shrug it off and decided to play a game of strip monopoly.

While exploring the main cabin Susie encounters the blow-up doll wielding owner Kyle, who tells her the legend of Crystal Lake (This time in more detail). The next scene is a flash back of what supposedly happened years ago. This scene starts out with depressed Jason (Carlo) in the basement of the camp cabin. Kagney (played by Kagney Linn Karter) descends the stairs and questions Jason about not at the party, and then offers to have sex with him. Jason initially tells her that he does not want to have sex, she becomes offended to which he comes clean and tells her that he is cursed. He tells her that every time he has sex his penis gets harder and larger. He decides to have sex with Kagney. The sex scene features oral and vaginal intercourse and ends with a facial cum over. After he orgasms, she is shocked and screams at the top of her lungs. The scene flashes back to the new camp owner, who tells Susie that Jason ran out and into the lake, where he drowned.

(Continued)

The next scene is of the three campers who earlier decided to play strip monopoly. They decide to have sex. The sex scene features oral and vaginal intercourse before a Manny cums over both of the female campers faces. They are soon interrupted by Jason who ejaculates on them, presumably killing them.


The next scene goes back to the camp owner Kyle and Susie, who after hearing a loud bang in the basement they go investigating. In the basement they encounter Jason’s hidden lair. As they leave they are confronted by Jason, and during their escape Jason’s penis gets caught in the door, and Kyle retrieves an axe and lops it off, supposedly killing Jason.



The next scene starts out with Susie and Kyle celebrating the fact that they are alive and have defeated the evil Jason. They then have sex, both oral and vaginal sex, before Kyle cums over Susie’s stomach. As they relax on the bed the camera pans over and shows Jason entering their room. The screen fades to black and the credits roll.


Camera work:

The camera quality was amazing, and the image was always very clear. The editing for the most part was superb and seamless, noticing only one minor noticeable edit.

Sound work:

The sound was great, and the use and selection of music was superb and added to the spookiness of the film. The audio was always clear and easy to hear.

Bonus Features:
Popshots
Auto-Restart
Photo Gallery
Behind the Scenes
Full Motion Chapter Menu

Personal Comments:

I enjoyed the film; I really loved the camera work, especially in Asa Akira and Rocco Reed scene. The lighting and shadows in that scene alone were fabulous. Another aspect that I really loved was Sarah Sloane’s reaction shots, every time she was told something outlandish (The legend) she would make the funniest (and cute) expressions. I felt the acting was very good, however this is a parody also, so some of the dialogue is going to be over the top, but I felt that all the actors and actresses performed quite well in both their acting and their sex scenes.

I did not care for the ending, I felt it was an abrupt ending; it was as if we finally got to the climax of the film and someone pulled the power plug. Cutting off Jason’s dick killed him? Really? I didn’t understand it. I would have also loved to have a director’s commentary. Even with these complaints I can not subtract a star, for the film makes up for it on so many levels. The acting, camera work, quality of sound and camera, directing, and editing are great.

I am giving this a five star rating.