This parody is good in theory,but it falls short of its potential. I think the original non-porn version is way sexier. The location of (the lead suspect) Catherine Trammel's mansion was awesome though,I wouldn't mind living in that pad. (Lucky bitch!)

Scene 1 - Brianne Benson and Lexi Belle
After the cops left these two broads, Catherine and her roommate Roxy get it on in the hallway upstairs. It was kind of slow and boring for me. I couldn't wait 'til it was over.


Scene 2 - Lyla Storm and Micheal Vegas
A psychiatrist named Beth from Nick's police precinct headquarters is already inside his place as he's coming in, and he tells her to leave. He's in trouble for improper conduct because he did 6 girls on spring break while on duty. Beth gives him a hard time and wants his badge. She does a sexy strip tease and they have sex. I saw the guy who plays Nick in a Scooby Doo parody. It's hard for me to take him seriously.

Scene 3 - Brandy Aniston and Ryan McLane
Born again Christian goody two-shoes Neilson gets into an argument with Nick as Nick finds Neilson in his office again. Neilson goes to cool off in the interrogation room and a hooker sitting there invites him to have sex with her, then she gets naked. He tries to resist her, telling her to put her clothes on and that he's a good guy. She convinces him he's a bad boy, then precedes to seduce him into sex. My favorite scene, probably because it shows the judgmental cop's true nature.

Scene 4 - Francesca Le and Will Powers
Gus and the Captain are in the office talking about Nick and the conversation goes into the topic of how Nick is basically packing a big one. Gus tells her he does too and she tells him she figured. They get naked and have sex.( It would be hilarious if this kind of stuff happened in real life!)

Scene 5 - Breanne Benson and Micheal Vegas
In the last scene Nick finally gets to bang Catherine after having a hard-on for her throughout the whole movie.She reaches for the ice pick but they leave it open to wither or not he gets it.