Get out the lube and any toys you require prior to pushing play on your remote! My husband and I had an difficult time getting through this movie! Not because the movie was bad, but because it has HOT sex! We are not porn virgins. We watch a lot of porn, but the first time we tried to watch this film, we couldn't make it through the first 15 minutes. The second time, we only made it to the third scene. Are you getting the picture?

It's more of an investment, not because it costs $40, but due to the running time of 3 hours on the first disc and discs 2 and 3 being full of goodies also (4 bonus scenes!). For those confused by the title of this review click here. Stormy Daniels reminds me of Bette Davis, especially in the eyes! MovieTrailer

Let’s get to it, shall we?

Front Cover:
The front cover features Stormy Daniels in a tank top, khaki shorts and combat boots, riding a missile above the members of the cast.

Back Cover:
The back features 11 snapshots from the movie, and a plot summary.

Disc 1 Menu:
-Deploy (play movie)
-Missions (scene selection)
-Cache (Dolby Digital, Spanish Audio and Director Commentary choices)

Movie Summary:
Two married, low level government workers happen their way into a super secret mission and they are the only ones who can halt Hussein’s (Ron Jeremy) world domination plot.

Scene 1. Rachel (Stormy Daniels), Agent X (Randy Spears)
The movie opens with the two dancing the Tango alone in the ballroom. Agent X congratulates Rachel on her promotion to Agent and offers his condolences on her recently departed husband, George.

Things get hot on the dance floor, so they retire to the bedroom. While disrobing each other, a pile of guns and billy clubs amass on the floor aside their clothing. X goes down on Rachel and an amazing oral scene ensues. She hops onto his cock and shows us the true purpose of wearing heels to bed! Her blowjob from the belly position is sexy as hell; he cums in her mouth and she swallows.

George awakes from this nightmare screaming and scaring Rachel out of dreamland. She starts the shower and heads for the toilet, but before she can hop in the shower, George beats her to it. Payback’s a bitch, and a War of the Rose’s, over who gets the last swallow of milk, who gets out of the garage first, who gets the last parking space in the lot, and who gets the last of the brownies begins.

Scene 2. Jenna Haze, Steven St. Croix
George, feeling completely emasculated by his wife, finds comfort in Agent Amy’s flirting and secret weapon making abilities. The two don training goggles that can simulate any situation including sex! George kisses her breasts and tells her she has no idea how long it has been. She drops to her knees to soothe his ache. She rides reverse cowgirl as he fucks her ass and he cums in her mouth for a finish.

The two drop to the floor in a sweat and remove their goggles. George feels violated by her siren-like abilities.
Back at his desk, Rachel drills him about his whereabouts. He blames their marital issues on the lack of sex and she accuses him of humping her “like a drunken Chihuahua”.

Agent X tells Rachel he is going on a “super secret mission” that no one knows about it. He enlists Rachel to help him save the world. George sees the two discussing the mission and eavesdrops on the conversation and tells her all X wants is to get in her pants.

The movie continues somewhere in the South Pacific, where Agent X is unsuspectingly attending a gay/lesbian/bi sexual/Transgender luau.

Scene 3. Kaylani Lei, Randy Spears
X impresses his waitress with a supposed phone call from the President. She gives him a little something to remember his country by, as he is being shipped out in the morning. They fuck outdoors in front of the fire pit in a little Tiki hut. X cums on her ass for a fabulous finish.

Rachel and George come across a fax regarding a terrorist plot. He has a plan to make Agent and takes matters into his own hands, with Rachel in tow.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the far Middle East, Hussein (Ron Jeremy) is entertaining himself with his harem girls.

Scene 4. Lorena Sanchez, Nakita Kash
Sultan Hussein masturbates as he films the two giving oral, tongue fucking, finger banging, and even using glass dildos vaginally and anally!!

George and Rachel arrive at the airport and are met by their contact, who assumes they are the real agents, and he drives them to their location, leaving the real agents behind.

The scene transitions to Hussein being interrupted while enjoying a SLURPEE and a belly dancer and informed of the agents arrival.

Scene 5. Roxy DeVille, Abdul (Voodoo)
In a Palace bedroom, Abdul, convinces one of Hussein’s girls to give herself to him. She uses her “talents” to service his cock.

The British agents make their way to camp and tell George and Rachel to go home before they get hurt.

Rachel and George decide to storm the palace, in true Mission Impossible form. They manage to get the map and get back to basecamp, proving themselves to the British agents. They all devise a plan to get Hussein. Back in the palace, the British agents happen onto the harem’s chambers.

Scene 6. Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid, Eva Angelina, Veronica Rayne, Marcus London, Tony De Sergio
The harem girls swear to be silent as long as boys promise to pleasure each of them before they leave. The agents oblige, allowing 2 girls for each boys “sausage”,as well as other couplings conducive of group sex. Both men cum in the girl's mouths, and the girls swap it back and forth with each other.

George accidentally fires the rocket launcher alerting the Arabs to their position. George and Rachel are captured, tied-up together and held hostage. All of George’s “pent-up rage” is unleashed on Rachel. He ends up pouring out his heart to her explaining he just wants her to be proud of him. They profess their love for one another and Rachel cuts through their ropes and kisses George.

Scene 7. Mistress Stern(Melissa Lauren), Jafar(Tommy Gunn)
Jafar finds the training goggles in the luggage and tries them on for size. He finds the simulated Mistress Stern waiting for him. She is clad in a red and black corset with crop in hand and orders him to show her what he can do. This scene includes oral, rimming, face, titty, PIV, and anal fucking.

Prior to Jafar blowing his load, George sees that Jafar has stolen his goggles, and quietly retreats allowing Jafar to finish in Mistress Stern’s mouth.
Mutt the Bounty Hunter shows up to take Hussein down, the agents shoot Mutt because they want to take Hussein in.

Back at home in the ball room, Rachel and George are dancing and kissing.

Scene 8. Stormy Daniels, Steven St. Croix
George takes her home and does all the things he remembers her liking best. She turns the tables and gives him a, from the belly, blowjob. (If you have never seen this position, I recommend seeking it out) This scene is incredible! The heat and chemistry between the two of them makes it totally believable! George ends up coming on her belly.
The movie ends with the secret agent cell phone ringing, just like the James Bond movies end!

One of the best movies I have seen! 5 Stars all the way!

This was a great movie. We still enjoy it from time to time. This movie would be great for anyone looking for an awesome story, some good sex, and some laughs.