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Where do you hide your sex toys?

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Contributor: PhantomBowie PhantomBowie
I sometimes hide mine and I sometimes just store them. I used to just store them in a drawer, but caught my parents snooping around before so I always had a concern they would open that drawer randomly while visiting. I also was concerned with visitors since they probably would be bothered by sex toys.

Thankfully I ordered a new keyboard(musical kind), so now I store everything in the large box it came in. I keep it under my bed and everyone just assumes it is empty and I'm holding onto it for storing the keyboard when moving (I randomly entertain the idea of moving into new apartments).

I have had a toy with me when I visited my parents for about a week. My mom does all the laundry in the house then leaves the clothes stacked on our beds or hanging, so she would never looks into a drawer/closet. My closet was always storing lots of things, I would high porn in a box then store other boxes all around it.
02/25/2012
Contributor: snuggly snuggly
We just have a bag inside a drawer.
02/25/2012
Contributor: oneeyedoctopus oneeyedoctopus
I'm the only person who ever comes into my room. But I didn't like having them scattered all over my headboard and bedside table. So I cleared out the bottom drawer of my nightstand and put them all in there each in their own little pouch. If I ever get too many to fit comfortably (perhaps the distant future), I think I'd get a big box designed for storing ornaments and slide it under my bed.
02/26/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I have a trunk I bought from Hobby Lobby.
02/26/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
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Originally posted by Falsepast
Im 18, & live with my parents. I need ideas. I currently hide my 3 in an old box from amazon but i feel im gonna need a better hiding spot. So where do you hide yours?
I have a huge travel makeup bag that looks kinda like an over sized purse with two separate zip compartments. I hook the zippers together with a combo lock and put all my stuff in there. I keep materials separated with toy bags.
02/26/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
I just keep my toys in my night stand. But no one other than my girlfriend goes in there.
02/26/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
just a box
02/26/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Im 18, & live with my parents. I need ideas. I currently hide my 3 in an old box from amazon but i feel im gonna need a better hiding spot. So where do you hide yours?
A storage bag in the dresser
02/26/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I would keep it in a really boring box marked "last semester's homework" or something shoved on top of a closet shelf. No one wants to look into something that boring if I still lived at home and didn't have the lock box I have now.
02/26/2012
Contributor: butts butts
We have a metal tissue box with a removeable lid. We keep our toys in there open (like a tray), but when guests come over we just put some tissues over them and put the lid back on. We also use to have a wooden picnic box that was easy to pass as a sock storage box or something, but it ended up getting moldy when our window leaked at the last house. Very sad.

The tissue box thing works great for smaller toys, I don't think you'd find one large enough to fit a big dildo or anything though.
02/26/2012
Contributor: xGOLDx xGOLDx
I have this closet organizer from Ikea that is a series of 4 drawers. I use it as a nightstand and organize all my toys, lubes, porns, etc. Hidden in plain sight sorta deal while having convenient access.
02/27/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
We use two boxes: a hat box and a keepsake box. Both of them look nice and like regular decorations.
02/27/2012
Contributor: Lady Hazel Lady Hazel
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Im 18, & live with my parents. I need ideas. I currently hide my 3 in an old box from amazon but i feel im gonna need a better hiding spot. So where do you hide yours?
I dont really need to hide mine now, but i do any ways bc i dont want the kids to touch them. I hid them under my bed in a plastic bin.
02/27/2012
Contributor: Raizer911 Raizer911
I have hidden my toys in plain view. No shame.
02/27/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Im 18, & live with my parents. I need ideas. I currently hide my 3 in an old box from amazon but i feel im gonna need a better hiding spot. So where do you hide yours?
I don't really need to I don't have kids or parents to hide them from
02/27/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
I don't have the need to hide them, but I do store them in boxes and drawers.
02/27/2012
Contributor: Wide Awake Daydream Wide Awake Daydream
We hide ours (from our preschooler, who is amazingly perceptive) in a rolling suitcase with a little luggage lock. It doesn't look suspesious sitting in our closet under a huge pile of purses, and if anyone does find it, its locked so they can't really peek. Then, if we need it for trips we dump everything in a zippered bag (like a gym bag with 2 zippers) and lock it.
02/27/2012
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Im 18, & live with my parents. I need ideas. I currently hide my 3 in an old box from amazon but i feel im gonna need a better hiding spot. So where do you hide yours?
I dont hide anything i have
02/27/2012
Contributor: married with children married with children
we dont really hid ours. I do have a gun safe in the bedroom. We keep some of them in the safe. The ones that dont get used every day. Our go to toys are in the drawer beside the bed. I keep a towel over them so they cant be seen when the drawer is opened. We just have to keep them away from our kids eyes.
02/27/2012
Contributor: hippie hippie
in a zip up bag in my night stand
02/28/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
In a bin that's in the corner of my room. I want like a steam trunk or something for them, but the bin works too!
03/02/2012
Contributor: pinkpottergirl pinkpottergirl
In my drawers and my bags, my mum doesn't go through my things. But my sister will, so I don't leave them at home when I go back to school
03/03/2012
Contributor: voenne voenne
I keep mine in cute little boxes under my bed. I don't need to hide them, but on the very rare occasion someone comes up to my room for something, they're out of the way!
03/03/2012
Contributor: Kush Kush
Lockable toy box
03/04/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Im 18, & live with my parents. I need ideas. I currently hide my 3 in an old box from amazon but i feel im gonna need a better hiding spot. So where do you hide yours?
I have three children 7months, 8 years and 10 years old. I HAVE to hide my stash or theyll be asking all sorts of questions Im not ready to be answering just yet LOL. I JUST had the "period" talk with my daughter and she is about freaked out enough with that....not to mention it took me a hell of a lot of effort just to push that one out. God help me if they ever found my stash, cause its HUGE lol. Momma would have tons of explainin' to do! lol
03/04/2012
Contributor: C-Rae C-Rae
I hide mine back home under the bed in a box.. Nobody really has a reason to go under there. Under the bed in luggage
03/19/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
I don't have to hide them since I live alone, but for convenience I store them in a box in a drawer.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Girly Juice Girly Juice
I have a big old-fashioned hatbox that holds various vibrators and dildos, a few repurposed Lelo boxes that hold butt plugs and more vibrators, and a little basket that holds condoms.
03/29/2012
Contributor: blondie blondie
I keep my stuff under my bed in a big box from Victorias Secret
03/29/2012
Contributor: bison bison
Of course...would be embarassing to let friends/family see that stuff laying around
03/29/2012