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Contributor: jdFtM jdFtM
I've had my share of 'whoopsies' in the world of sex toys (and sex, for that matter), with the latest of which being my rabbit eating part of my prized $100 Vixskin dildo.

Anyone have any amusing tales to share?
11/18/2012
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Contributor: LunaDragon LunaDragon
I accidentally left one of my sex toys out while I was rushing to class then sent my poor naive friend to get something out of my room. I have to explain to her what it was.
11/18/2012
Contributor: jdFtM jdFtM
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Originally posted by LunaDragon
I accidentally left one of my sex toys out while I was rushing to class then sent my poor naive friend to get something out of my room. I have to explain to her what it was.
Lol.
That reminds me of a recent one for me- we had a house inspection from the fire marshall (which I didn't know about until after the fact) and in their report they said that we couldn't have 'personal hygiene' items in our rooms. Looking around my room, I quickly realized what he was referring to. Oy.
11/22/2012