hairbrush handle and more often- Candle!!

i used the can opener handles thats before i had toys tho LOL

I never use anything that isn't meant to be a toy! Safety first.

Sides of beds, etc... I'm glad I've met glass dildos.

Found some fun bondage tricks that involve a handkerchief

Hairbrush handle. Razor handle. Even curling iron, not plugged in of course. I also bought some of the gigantic bubble blowing things that come in long, thick vial shaped plastic bottle. Water jets in a therapeutic baths. Blankets. Also, I once used a cucumber, but because there weren't any condoms in the home, I washed it very well, with soap even, and rinced throughly. I then pealed it and ate it so there would be no trace of what I had done. Electric toothbrush(not my favorite, I don't like vibrations that much). Fat pen highlighter. There might be more. I have needs since the age of four, so...

If my parents would have not raised me in a such sex negative way, I would have asked them for a toy and would have avoided many injuries...

Once I turned 18, the first thing I did was to get a credit card, and once that was done, I ordered safer toys.

I still use a nasty plastic rope and bathrobe belts for bondage, but that'll change since I have those amazing cotton ropes on the way (ship faster, dammit!). Oh, also, I once DIY-ed a cockring out of a (brand new) shoe lace.

Just the standards: hairbrush handle, vabrating toothbrush/razor handle, and shower head, mostly done out of curiosity. None of them really got me anywhere.

Wow there's some crazy levels of ingenuity here. I'm not nearly that adventurous .

Mine are all ones previously mentioned. First insertable 'toy' was a fat Sharpie marker. Tried the vibrating toothbrush once; didn't do anything for me so I turned it around and inserted the other end (had a nice taper to it). The removable shower head has been an old standby for years, no mess to clean up afterwards .

oh man...back massager as my 1st vibrator...I still use clothespins as nipple clamps. Its strange but i remember using the handle of a butterknife xD oh and definetly candles

OH OH I just thought of one I completely forgot about! My first object I used as a vibrator was the controller on my brother's original Playstation. He had a Crash Bandicoot game that during one of the levels, you would ride this underwater vehicle that made the controller vibrate, and accelerating made the vibrations go faster. Oh the fun I had with that

A wine bottle, and I came hard, but I like vibrations much more now.

I used clip on earrings as nipple clamps today. They were really pretty!

Let's see,electric toothbrush,fingers,3DS stylus,regular toothbrush,pillow, pencil,pens, =^.^= and stuffed animals.I see them as humans but their tails are GREAT.Oh,and i used my dogs dick once.

This back massager shaped like a cartoonish octopus. It had these little legs with, like, plastic "suckers" on the legs and a big round head and vibrated like crazy!
I also used the handle of a plastic wand, but only once.
I would also use these barbie hangers (that would clamp the barbie clothes) as nipple clamps.

WOW after reading all these I feel like a freak
Barbie Leg when I was younger
Screwdriver
Wrench
Dizzy Doodler Pens
Razors
Baseball Bat
Summer Sausage like the big logs
Banana unpeeled my ex shoved it in an ate it out
Wooden clothes pens on nipples,clit and my outer pussy lips
Small travel size shampoo bottles
Toothbrush
Full nice cold beer bottle
I think I could really go on and on, I went through a phase where random things in my vagina made me really horny.

When I was young I made the foolish mistake of trying many random things, I tried a carrot in a condom, found out later that a woman died from that. Hair brush handles, toothbrush handles, toothbrush cases that are shaped like a phallus, a wooden handle on a "ball in the cup" toy covered in a condom, a few other types of foods, random phallic shaped objects, mini shampoo bottles, just about anything that would fit. Ive made myself bleed, i was a teenager and horny and didnt realize the dangers of what I was doing. I firmly believe all of society should have an education on all things sexual and access to condoms, birth control, sex toys, and abortions. Because when people are uneducated or dont have access to what they need to be optimally healthy, there are risks involved and people tend to do what they crave anyway.

I started masturbating when I was 3 years old. I would always squeeze my thighs and rock myself to an orgasm. Then around the age of 9 I got my first cell phone and once I was squeezing my thighs with my cell phone in my lap. I received a phone call and it started vibrating and slide down to my clit and vibrated while I thigh squeezed to an orgasm. Then at the age of 13 I learned I was orgasming and masturbating. From there I vibrated and thigh squeezed every day until the age of 15. My family had gotten a hot tub and I pressed my pussy up against a jet and orgasmed and did that for a while. Then at the age of 16, I pumped my clit every day until it became 3 inches and starting at the age of 17. I start humping and thrusting into holes with my erect clit. Now I'm 18 and I usually just thrust into holes with my erect clit or vibrate.

Besides the normal things posted on here, one odd thing I believe I have used before was something resembling a pestle. I was younger when I found it, so I really wasn't sure .u. ... I also once used an old umbrella handle. It was wooden and it had nice little grooves in it. Sadly, I didn't quite wash it off too well and got an icky yeast infection afterwards. I first started off with back massagers before I even knew what masturbation was. I used to think it was a man-period, lol. (Masculine Menstruation I was a smart little kid)

Too funny. We were to poor to own a shower head. Or a shower for that matter. We had a giant claw foot tub that my seventh-day Adventist mother had hooked up a hard plastic hose about 4 ft long to the faucet. Made washing all us kids hair a lot easier. Oh my poor Christian momma...... if she only knew what I did with her hair washing hose....some of the best clit orgasm of my young life!!! ... I don’t think I will tell her this particular secret.....she might nevah forgive me. I’ve used other house hold articles, the handle to a lint roller was useful on more then one occasion. Come to think of it, I was fond of handles of all sorts. Big screwdriver handles were always a good go-to.
How did I nevah think of my dads vibrating shaver? Prolly a good thing ....someone mentioned candles...lol...I did scope them out as a teenager but I remember being afraid that my bum heat would cause them to break while I was using them and how was I gonna tell my praying mom that I had her candle end stuck up my butt?

The options are endless