Your Perfect Vibrator: What Features Does Your Perfect Vibrator Have?

Contributor: DigitalSweety DigitalSweety
I've often thought about what my "perfect" vibrator would be. Now, I know there's really no such thing since sometimes I'm in the mood for one thing and sometimes I'm in the mood for another. But all of us probably have that one toy that is our go-to toy because it almost always does the job. Even when I'm not sure what you want, my favorite toy can still make me fairly happy. But, of course, my favorite toy is not... perfect. But it's almost there.

So imagine that one day, you are given a gift of The Perfect Vibrator. Pretend that price and manufacturing costs are irrelevant. Imagine that this is the luxury vehicle of vibrators.

My perfect vibe has:
- The power of something like the Silly Diver or Hitachi, but more adjustable. I am able to adjust from a very subtle vibration all the way up to full blast. It uses a dial rather than a push-button, for greater control. I imagine that the dial would be designed somewhat like newer wireless mouse wheels are, with no moving wheel part and something more like a track-pad. That would make it possible to make it...
- Waterproof!
- A 'dolphin' head that I can also move out of the way if I don't want it at the moment. Not a super pinpoint head (I love the Diver but the head is too pointy) but something that directs enough vibration. Something a bit more rounded. I don't know how you'd do this but sometimes it would be enough for me if I could just rotate it slightly so it was out of the way.
- A firm, broad, bulbous g-spot head with plenty of rumbly power.
- Some nice bulbs along the shaft and a fair amount of girth
- Velvety smooth silicone.
- Rechargable!

So, how about yours?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Rabbit Ears
3
Dolphin Nose
3
Pinpoint Clit Stimulation
10
Broader Clit Stimulation
15
G-Spot/P-Spot Head
18
Small
Medium
17
Large
9
Must be discreet
7
Discreet doesn't matter
11
Flared Base
Powerful vibrations
26
Very gentle vibrations
3
Waterproof
13
Rechargable
23
Dial Controls
3
Button Controls
11
Rotating Shaft
4
Other (describe)
4
Total votes: 180 (32 voters)
Poll is closed
02/06/2013
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Rotating pleasure beads! I'm a huge fan of my Silly Diver so I bought the Black Label rechargeable Jack Rabbit, it was so nice being being rechargeable and it was really quiet too. But I didn't love it anywhere near the diver because without the beads I barely felt anything from the shaft. I wish they'd make a hybrid of the two, that would be my dream rabbit.
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Contributor: kitty1949 kitty1949
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I'm all about trying lots of different toys, but I really prefer rechargeable.
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Contributor: amazon amazon
Perfect... so many features!
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Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
Quote:
Originally posted by DigitalSweety
I've often thought about what my "perfect" vibrator would be. Now, I know there's really no such thing since sometimes I'm in the mood for one thing and sometimes I'm in the mood for another. But all of us probably have that ... more
the corded fairy with a smaller head, would be my perfect one i think
02/09/2013
Contributor: roskat roskat
Rechargeable, silicone, enough power without noisiness, water-proof, curved.
02/09/2013
Contributor: PetiteAsian PetiteAsian
Quote:
Originally posted by DigitalSweety
I've often thought about what my "perfect" vibrator would be. Now, I know there's really no such thing since sometimes I'm in the mood for one thing and sometimes I'm in the mood for another. But all of us probably have that ... more
So many requirements... but girth, length, vroom power, WATERPROOF, and rechargeable! The motors are soooooooooooo bad on some of them, that they'd die after a couple months of moderate use. REALLY?!?!??!?!
02/09/2013
Contributor: cagypsy cagypsy
Quote:
Originally posted by DigitalSweety
I've often thought about what my "perfect" vibrator would be. Now, I know there's really no such thing since sometimes I'm in the mood for one thing and sometimes I'm in the mood for another. But all of us probably have that ... more
I like good length, good girth, rotating shaft, pearl beads are fun as well, button controls, and rabbit ears are AMAZING. I don't have any rechargeable toys right now but I really want at least 1. My next order here will definitely contain a rechargeable toy!
09/18/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
My perfect vibrator has the following features: G-spot head, good clit stimulator with broad clit stimulation, rumbly vibrations, waterproofed, rechargeable, and button controls -- the Jopen Vanity Vr5.5!
09/18/2013
Contributor: Happy Kupple Happy Kupple
Realistic; veins, blaaaaaaack, g-spot stimulation. Mmmmmmmmm
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Contributor: HannahPanda HannahPanda
My perfect vibrator is my Hitachi!
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