There are tons of forums on all the great products on EF but what about the not so great products. The ones that are complete duds. Or maybe they are way over priced or just total crap. link smells bad, feels bad and made me wanna yak.
Most worthless toy on EF?
05/23/2011
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Of the ones I've tried so far, the Sinclair Select Oh Rings (a cock ring set) has been the most useless. One of the three cock rings included broke on first use and it didn't take long for a second ring to break. The bullet also broke right away. Fortunately, EF seems to do a great job of screening new items as I don't believe that they have ever sold the Sinclair Select Oh Rings - they were only reviewed.
05/23/2011
I need to find the link for it, but there's a dolphin vibe cock ring. Comes in 4 colors. Absolutely horrific toy. Horrible durability, snapped on my fiance's cock and had him limping over his balls for two days.
05/23/2011
For me, these ones weren't grand for certain reasons:
SaSi - over priced and doesn't simulate oral
Emigi - doesn't work
LAYAspot - cheap and dull vibrations
Flirty Plush Magic Ball - weak and too smoothering
Adam Pleasureskin - STINKS .... had a one way ticket to dumpsville!
Tommy Blade Sensafirm - another that STINKS and had a fatal death
SaSi - over priced and doesn't simulate oral
Emigi - doesn't work
LAYAspot - cheap and dull vibrations
Flirty Plush Magic Ball - weak and too smoothering
Adam Pleasureskin - STINKS .... had a one way ticket to dumpsville!
Tommy Blade Sensafirm - another that STINKS and had a fatal death
05/23/2011
Anal Beads on a String. Dangerous, uncleanable and not even worth the 7 bucks. Unless it's for a one time use, it's basically useless. Even for one time use, I don't trust that little ring that is supposed to keep it from being pulled in. I actually received a set of these from an other company and I tossed them without use.
For a few more dollars a TPR/Silicone fully coated set can be purchased and for a few more dollars a silicone set could be purchased.
For a few more dollars a TPR/Silicone fully coated set can be purchased and for a few more dollars a silicone set could be purchased.
05/23/2011
Most worthless one I've used is the California Exotics Turbo Suck. Not stimulating during use and it broke during the second trial.
EF didn't get any more of them.
EF didn't get any more of them.
05/23/2011
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anything made of jelly for me. they last for only one round before the smell makes me sick
Originally posted by
Scott Ghost
There are tons of forums on all the great products on EF but what about the not so great products. The ones that are complete duds. Or maybe they are way over priced or just total crap. link smells bad, feels bad and made me wanna yak.
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There are tons of forums on all the great products on EF but what about the not so great products. The ones that are complete duds. Or maybe they are way over priced or just total crap. link smells bad, feels bad and made me wanna yak.
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05/30/2011
Deep Vibrations bullet - It was the free toy with purchase not long ago. It was broken when it arrived. I superglued it back together, and it was fine. Then the wire broke and actually started smoking within 2 weeks. I'm just glad I didn't waste any money on it.
05/30/2011
Any jelly toy pretty much.
05/30/2011
The Co-ed Cutie masturbation sleeve, it was so tight it hurt! And it not just me everyone who got it for review said it was painfully tight.
05/30/2011
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really? mine works great, I've had no problems with it.
Originally posted by
CAKES
Deep Vibrations bullet - It was the free toy with purchase not long ago. It was broken when it arrived. I superglued it back together, and it was fine. Then the wire broke and actually started smoking within 2 weeks. I'm just glad I didn't
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Deep Vibrations bullet - It was the free toy with purchase not long ago. It was broken when it arrived. I superglued it back together, and it was fine. Then the wire broke and actually started smoking within 2 weeks. I'm just glad I didn't waste any money on it.
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This is useless link it doesn't stay on the tounge or finger, and the switch is just annoying.
05/30/2011
I didn't get it on EF, but they do sell it, and I know it's a classic, but the MicroButterfly stunk. No power, no direct stimulation. The only thing I liked about the toy was the box. Other than that, pfffft!
05/30/2011
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Ugh, yes. Eww
Originally posted by
P'Gell
Anal Beads on a String. Dangerous, uncleanable and not even worth the 7 bucks. Unless it's for a one time use, it's basically useless. Even for one time use, I don't trust that little ring that is supposed to keep it from being pulled in.
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Anal Beads on a String. Dangerous, uncleanable and not even worth the 7 bucks. Unless it's for a one time use, it's basically useless. Even for one time use, I don't trust that little ring that is supposed to keep it from being pulled in. I actually received a set of these from an other company and I tossed them without use.
For a few more dollars a TPR/Silicone fully coated set can be purchased and for a few more dollars a silicone set could be purchased. less
For a few more dollars a TPR/Silicone fully coated set can be purchased and for a few more dollars a silicone set could be purchased. less
05/30/2011
Twisted Hearts Seduction by DocJohnson.
The vibrator didn't even turn on. What a dud.
The vibrator didn't even turn on. What a dud.
12/14/2011
The turbo stroker for men. My partner and I reviewed it, and thought it was a great concept, the product just did not work.
12/14/2011
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Seconded. Reminds me of the guy in "Choke" and that did not end well for him.
Originally posted by
P'Gell
Anal Beads on a String. Dangerous, uncleanable and not even worth the 7 bucks. Unless it's for a one time use, it's basically useless. Even for one time use, I don't trust that little ring that is supposed to keep it from being pulled in.
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Anal Beads on a String. Dangerous, uncleanable and not even worth the 7 bucks. Unless it's for a one time use, it's basically useless. Even for one time use, I don't trust that little ring that is supposed to keep it from being pulled in. I actually received a set of these from an other company and I tossed them without use.
For a few more dollars a TPR/Silicone fully coated set can be purchased and for a few more dollars a silicone set could be purchased. less
For a few more dollars a TPR/Silicone fully coated set can be purchased and for a few more dollars a silicone set could be purchased. less
12/15/2011
The Sex and Mischief door play kit they just got in. Unless there's something super-extra special about it, I could buy a yard of polyester ribbon for $1.25 elsewhere.
12/15/2011
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I chose that as the freebie during the promotion but I have not opened it. Just not interested enough to try it.
Originally posted by
Stinkytofu10
Twisted Hearts Seduction by DocJohnson.
The vibrator didn't even turn on. What a dud.
The vibrator didn't even turn on. What a dud.
12/15/2011
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