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Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
I was just looking around and found a hilarious post by Gary and his experience with the Tera Patrick Ultra Erotic Love Doll and, after looking at some of the photos of her deformed figure (he must have POUNDED her hard!), I began wondering about what the BIGGEST toys for men are on EF. After looking around a bit, I noticed two that appear to be HUGE:

* The Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator – Realistic Vagina, which weighs in at more than 20 pounds, and

* The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator – Realistic Vagina, which weighs a mere 12 pounds.

There's also a Fuck Me Silly 3 Mega Masturbator – Realistic Vagina that also weighs over 20 pounds but isn't listed by EF.

It's not uncommon to read reviews on this site that mention how much Fleshlights weigh (about 1 1/2 pounds) but that's nothing compared to the above! With this in mind, what's the BIGGEST toy you currently own and what is the BIGGEST toy you would consider owning.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I'm a man and my biggest toy is a cock ring.
1
I'm a man and my biggest toy is a (small handheld) pocket pussy.
I'm a man and my biggest toy is a Fleshlight or Tenga Flip Hole (up to 10").
12
I'm a man and my biggest toy is a penis pump (greater than 10").
1
I'm a man and my biggest toy is a realistic vagina (up to approx. 6 lbs.).
1
I'm a man and my biggest toy is an inflatable doll (life size).
1
I'm a man and my biggest toy is a Mega Masturbator (at least 12 lbs.).
I'm a man and I would like to own nothing bigger than a Fleshlight or Tenga Flip Hole.
1
I'm a man and I would like to own a large penis pump (greater than 10").
I'm a man and I would like to own a realistic vagina (up to approx. 6 lbs.).
1
I'm a man and I would like to own an inflatable doll (life size).
I'm a man and I would like to own a Mega Masturbator (at least 12 lbs.) or bigger.
3
Other (please describe below).
6
Total votes: 27 (22 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm a guy who doesn't get into fucking 'things'. It's either my girl - or my hand - end of story. When I think of toys for me, I'm thinking of anal toys like plugs, vibes and dildos. My favorites are glass and metal because they go in and stroke with little friction. For me it's a pressure play and I like toys that vary pressure like the Silenzio.

As far as size goes - I once worked my way up to 2" - but mostly it's 1.25' to 1.5" dia.
06/01/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
None of those toys is as large as a Real Doll.
06/01/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
None of those toys is as large as a Real Doll.
You can vote for, "I'm a man and I would like to own a Mega Masturbator (at least 12 lbs.) or bigger" if there is some that are larger than the Mega Masturbators. I wonder just how many toys are bigger?!
06/01/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Right now the Fleshlight is my biggest penis toy but I have my sights set on the Fuck Me Silly #1 and #2. #3 does nothing for me.
06/02/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
The Fuck Me Sillys also look interesting - I wonder how they feel...
06/02/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
You can vote for, "I'm a man and I would like to own a Mega Masturbator (at least 12 lbs.) or bigger" if there is some that are larger than the Mega Masturbators. I wonder just how many toys are bigger?!
Eh? Real Dolls are 70-80 lbs.
06/02/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
The key word was BIGGER. As 70-80 pounds is bigger than 12 pounds . . . BTW, the real dolls you mentioned are $6,000!!! They had better be good!
06/03/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Eh? Real Dolls are 70-80 lbs.
Is that all? So much for "Real". I figured they would be at least 110-120 or so.
06/04/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Maybe this is the girl in me (but a girl who likes girls, so maybe not?)... but the "real dolls" are a little creepy. I can see the allure, a little, I suppose, but having something that realistic that just lies there like a cadaver just doesn't seem to be all that arousing. Is this the girl in me? And the clothes and accessories? Barbie dolls for horny men with no chance of getting a real pussy? That's just kind of what I think when I see that... Am I way off base? And I don't mean to offend. I'm *TRULY* trying to wrap my head around why this would be arousing.

(BTW, Mr's biggest toy is a FL, and not his favorite)
06/04/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
Maybe this is the girl in me (but a girl who likes girls, so maybe not?)... but the "real dolls" are a little creepy. I can see the allure, a little, I suppose, but having something that realistic that just lies there like a cadaver just ... more
I have to agree with you, BBW Talks Toys - the $6,000 "real" dolls are creepy. Maybe those who are into necrophilia might enjoy them . . .
06/05/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
My biggest toy is a Fleshlight, followed by a Tenga Flip Hole, then a Tenga Flip Air Lite. I'm perfectly happy with those three toys.
06/29/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I'm answering for my man and the biggest toy he owns is: ME!
08/30/2011
Contributor: Jimmy Stevenson Jimmy Stevenson
The biggest thing we own is a flogger... lol
09/05/2011
Contributor: Boobs and Lubes Boobs and Lubes
forget the doll get into swinging
11/07/2011
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
this.

link
11/09/2011
Contributor: Dreaus Dreaus
I found the title of this Post a little misleading, I thought it referred to insertable toys. I don't own any of the toys mentioned here.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Yossarian Yossarian
I can't imagine there will ever be a place in my life for a 20-pound lifeless torso chunk.
12/31/2011