Least favorite toy?

Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
What is your least favorite toy that you bought or received from Eden? I want to steer clear. Thanks!
11/14/2011
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Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
The Nea I got was the only item I ever claimed warrantee dissatisfaction on. That thing was awful. A lot of people seem to like it. I'll never understand why. I don't mind $20 things that wind up sucking but expensive things that suck irritate me a lot. Nea falls into the expensive things that suck category.

I also kinda hate my Fairy Mini. It made my clit bleed and it's crazy buzzy. I can orgasm from it at least, so it's better than the Nea. It's the most terrible orgasm I've ever had. I didn't know there was such a thing as a terrible orgasm until the Fairy Mini.

There's one other product I ended up rating one star but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. I must have blocked it from my memory.
11/14/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
Just looked it up. The Twisted Hearts that Eden is giving for free. Ugh. That was awful.

Would also like to add Decadent Indulgence to that list. I wanted to throw that (and almost did) across the room every time I tried it. Not a bad product in and of itself, it just fit my body SO badly.
11/14/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
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Originally posted by - Kira -
Just looked it up. The Twisted Hearts that Eden is giving for free. Ugh. That was awful.

Would also like to add Decadent Indulgence to that list. I wanted to throw that (and almost did) across the room every time I tried it. Not a bad product ... more
I agree twisted hearts was bad one

I got Jack and I hate this toy, my review is awful on this one, but if you want to know why message me I will be willing to tell you all about it. It was one of my first reviews.
11/14/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
The Twisted Hearts, I really didn't like my Illusion Wand Passion and put off reviewing it for a while because of how much it didn't work with my body!
11/14/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I know a lot of people really like it, but I'm going to have to say that I hated the Gold-Laced G. I only used it once, and between it and Tantus's Charmer (which I didn't hate as much) I decided that prominently-textured toys were unpleasantly overstimulating for me.

There's some others that I've hated, but the Gold-Laced G was the only one I refused to use again.
11/14/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
I don't really own any toys that I hate except for some of the "free gifts" or really cheap vibes. Everything else I've bought from Eden so far I have liked or loved.
11/14/2011
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
Another vote for Twisted hearts- got it free, so no harm no foul. I figure they only put the not so great vibes out for free anyway, so it's not a surprise. I save them for when my mainstay vibe breaks (cuz they all do eventually)... bad vibe is better than no vibe at all
11/14/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
My least favorite toy (not including free stuff, because I usually give those to a friend of mine) is probably the Close2You Sinfonia. I don't dislike it, exactly, and I'm not saying it's a crappy toy; it isn't at all! But the pointy tip can be uncomfortable for me.
11/15/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
My least favorite toy was my first one.
11/15/2011
Contributor: LQ LQ
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Originally posted by Antipova
My least favorite toy was my first one.
Antipova's Least Favorite!

Yeah, that one does kinda suck... well... dong. I tried it despite the previous poor reviews because I was on this real DP vibe quest for a bit. And, I have to agree with other reviewers, it's just got a lot of negatives. Nice thought, but... no. Not worth having a free hand when the vibe is so bleh. At that point you're much better off with a dedicated anal toy. *points at newly arrived stuff*
11/15/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by LQ
Antipova's Least Favorite!

Yeah, that one does kinda suck... well... dong. I tried it despite the previous poor reviews because I was on this real DP vibe quest for a bit. And, I have to agree with other reviewers, it's just got a lot ... more
Oooor trying the brand new Flex, which is fabulous!

(I feel bad for even mentioning its name in a thread labeled 'least favorite toy,' because I love it. It's a great alternative to lots of terrible toys out there.)
11/15/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Layaspot
SaSi
Allegro (Close2You)
Fairy Baby Wand
11/15/2011
Contributor: LQ LQ
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Originally posted by Antipova
Oooor trying the brand new Flex, which is fabulous!

(I feel bad for even mentioning its name in a thread labeled 'least favorite toy,' because I love it. It's a great alternative to lots of terrible toys out there.) ... more
Nod, I want that one! I may even want two! Not sure what I'd actually do with two, but that's not the point!

My actual least favorite didn't come from Eden, but it's Rabbit Deluxe. I liked the idea of the movable clitoral rabbit, but the execution is not nearly on par with the concept, for many reasons.

EDIT: Oh, oops. I now see the question specifically refers to Eden. Uhm... Don't know offhand. Will have to think about it.
11/15/2011
Contributor: Dear Ruby Dear Ruby
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Originally posted by - Kira -
The Nea I got was the only item I ever claimed warrantee dissatisfaction on. That thing was awful. A lot of people seem to like it. I'll never understand why. I don't mind $20 things that wind up sucking but expensive things that suck ... more
Wow, I am right now taking the Fairy Mini off of my wishlist, and (still) cringing. I'm so sorry that happened to you!
11/16/2011
Contributor: oldman oldman
So far I've been satisfied with all items purchased. I am sure that at some point we will find one that is less than satisfying.
11/17/2011
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
I have two - the first one is the Lucid Dreams #54 by Doc Johnson. It made me hate the company for a long time....

link

Second one I lusted after for weeks and some Eden friends got it for me - and I loved it - till I tried it. Wow. What a let down. It is Katsuni's Revenge of the Sea Rabbit - you can read about it here: link
11/17/2011
Contributor: 0letitgrow 0letitgrow
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Originally posted by Ash1141
What is your least favorite toy that you bought or received from Eden? I want to steer clear. Thanks!
Mine was simply a butt plug that was bigger than my appetite.
11/19/2011
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
Mine was Lucid dream petites no. 16. It was one of my first toys, and honestly, it was jut boring. Inserting it felt uncomfortable to me, and once I did get it in, it didn't do anything for me. The vibrations were way too weak, to the point that I found myself asking "is this thing on?". And the toy smelled awful -- I could never get rid of that first smell. Really unimpressive.
11/19/2011