Has someone ever stumbled upon your stash?

Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Whether it was a friend or kids, how did you respond to this situation?
11/20/2010
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Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by LavenderSkies
Whether it was a friend or kids, how did you respond to this situation?
I once found my daughter playing with my rabbit vibe. I took it away from her and told her it was mommys toy and not something for a little girl to be playing with. I have since moved my stash out of my childrens reach. Which was difficult to say the least... they are freaking monkeys!
11/20/2010
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
No, thank goodness. I don't even want to think about how it would play out.
11/20/2010
Contributor: Lavendar Menace Lavendar Menace
I don't have any little kids, but if someone were to wander into my room and start poking around, I'd still be irritated. I wouldn't be too embarassed if someone found my toys, but I don't like people invading my privacy by going into my room without permission.
11/20/2010
Contributor: TexasFire TexasFire
I was forced to open our stash in front of a security officer on a cruise ship. My wife had packed our toys and a pair of novelty handcuffs in one of her pieces of luggage. As we were getting our boarding passes scanned while boarding, the attendant notified me of an issue that would need to be addressed. Security showed up and told me I would need to follow him to the cargo area to remove a prohibited item. My wife discreetly notified me as I was walking away what the issue might be. Since I had registered us for the cruise, I had to go into the cargo area and open the luggage and take out the handcuffs for him to dispose of. At least it was just me and him...no other passengers or even crew members saw.
11/20/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
In the begining I use to keep my only toy in my bed (was easy access). But when I was out one day, a relative went into my room to shut my window (someone had a fire and the smoke was blowing this way). When she lent on my bed for support, her hand happended to land on my dildo....lol.
She didn't want to look cause she guessed what it was.
I was a little embarrassed but didn't worry too much.


TexasFire - Ohhhh, that would have sucked getting rid of the cuffs.
***Note to self - don't take cuffs on a cruise!
11/20/2010
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
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Originally posted by TexasFire
I was forced to open our stash in front of a security officer on a cruise ship. My wife had packed our toys and a pair of novelty handcuffs in one of her pieces of luggage. As we were getting our boarding passes scanned while boarding, the attendant ... more
You'd think they could have just held it until the Cruise was over. Why the need to Dispose of it?
11/20/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Shellz31
In the begining I use to keep my only toy in my bed (was easy access). But when I was out one day, a relative went into my room to shut my window (someone had a fire and the smoke was blowing this way). When she lent on my bed for support, her hand ... more
Take leather ones!
11/21/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Take leather ones!
Or silk! Or rope!
11/21/2010
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
My toys are actually in the living room, in clear drawers. It isn't 100% obvious what they are but it wouldn't really bother me if anyone asked.
11/21/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Take leather ones!
Ahhh, so they just don't like metal ones? Why is that?
11/21/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
There's a reason all of my toys are secured in layers of multiple locking containers -- having them discovered is like my worst nightmare. That said, my pure wand is sitting on my nightstand, but there's a replica of Buffy's stake next to it, so I plan to pass it off as another fake movie weapon if it's noticed.
11/21/2010
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
My FIL came down to our apartment one day when there was one left on the night stand in our bedroom! I was a little embarrassed, but no big deal. We keep all of our toys in a lock box, so no one could really 'stumble' over them for the most part.
11/21/2010
Contributor: jdloelo jdloelo
I was given a toy as a gift once and had hidden it in my dresser til i had a chance to open clean and check it out. While I was out of the house, my kids and brothe discovered it. I was alittle embarrassed, more upset my children found it, even though they had no idea what they had found.
11/24/2010
Contributor: Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
My daughter pulled my bag of toys out of my nightstand awhile back. Luckily for me she had trouble opening it and so I could put it back before she saw what was inside.
11/24/2010
Contributor: CS2012 CS2012
Luckily, no one has discovered my stash yet. I don't have kids so I don't have that to worry about. No one but my husband and myself go into our bedroom anyway.
11/24/2010
Contributor: CS2012 CS2012
I once showed my rabbit vibrator to my sister and my other toy I had. I only had two toys at the time. I thought my husband was going to kill me. He was so embarrassed.
11/24/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
No one has found mine yet unless I actually up and showed them. I do worry about my dad just snooping one day and all my stuff going missing, though.
11/24/2010