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Contributor: glassdoll glassdoll
My (trans)boyfriend and I use a Feeldoe and our living situation sucks. I was rooming with 3 other girls last semester but we all had individual rooms. Anyways, boyfriend and I had managed to snatch an alone weekend once and had a fun time. Long story short, I bundled up the sheets to shove them into the washing machine and forgot about them until my roommate came home and switched them to the dryer for me so she could do laundry. I go into the laundry room so I can make up the bed and laying on the floor in front of the washing machine is my boyfriend's giant dick.

I was mortified! The particularly roommate who had seen it didn't like us (conservative) in the first place and I couldn't imagine what she thought about us then.

I've moved to a different room in the same apartment complex and have a massive Leather Pride flag pinned over my bed in clear view of the doorway but I don't really care much about that. The toys are generally shoved in a bin under my box although rope is dropped on the floor right now and and cuffs are hanging off of the bed.
02/23/2012
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
So far so good on hiding toys. I never take them out of the house, but I'm totally going to jinx myself now! I'm nervous about moving our collection when we change apartments just because we have a lot of family who helps us move. Last time, we just had a couple small things, so they were easy to move. My family likes to dig right in and help unpack though.
02/23/2012
Contributor: HannahPanda HannahPanda
Happens all the time with my Bootie plug :/
02/23/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by DiscretionAdvised
BAHAHA! This was perfect! HI-larious!


I've definitely had those moments, but never got THAT embarrassed.

Actually just a couple weeks ago it happened again. A female friend of the family who hangs out with us a lot came over so she could pick my twin up and take her home. I had this awful dildo that I was not about to put in my cooter and didn't wanna throw it away so I gave it to my twin. It was still in the box with a HUGE photo on the front (a ginormous rabbit realistic pink and purple dildo) and it was still sitting on the bed when our friend came in. She said hi and I asked who was in the car with her. She started naming them off. She said "Casey, Logan... DILDO!" Bahaha. She had discovered it while she was naming off the kids. It was hilarious, but I wasn't embarrassed. Now if it were my granny, I'd die! She wouldn't even hesitate to say "Well, Kendra you could at least put your dildo up before your gran comes over!" Lol. That's exactly what she'd say and I'd be humiliated!

Other things have happened, but it's mostly the noisy freakin' kids we have! Lol. They LOVE to be rude and dig through my drawers knowing better. I've had them find my hiding spots and ask me what the vibes were many times. No matter where I hide them, one gets found.

My neice is 6 and we were taking our 12 year old over to my brother in law's house to visit with my neice. We were in the car and my bro in law had his head in the window talking and my neice was in the seat with me digging through my purse last month. We kept talking and she pulled out my bullet vibe that I keep in it's package (but it's plastic, see through!) and she said "Kendra, this is so pretty. What is it?!" My bro thankfully kept talking and I snatched it from her and slung it back in my purse and kept listening. Seconds later she had it again! Right in front of all of us so I snatched it again and said THANK YOU! and back into my purse it went. She did it a third time, asking what it was and I was sure everyone saw it, but I said "Nothing you need." and smiled and threw it in the back seat. Lol.

Usually you can fool kids. Ours thinks I have a million pretty colored "back massagers". Ha Ha. He's 12 and believes it! He just thinks I use them for my migraines. Hee Hee.
02/23/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
All the time!!!!!

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there are quite a number of interesting toy time events posted there!!!
02/23/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I always hide them!!
02/24/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Hope it never happens.
02/25/2012
Contributor: mlmac mlmac
Always put away and hidden, but I really don't worry about it too much.
02/25/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
I don't worry overmuch about hiding my toys (dude, I'm sexual. So are you. Get over it, eh?). I've had guests spot errant toys, but it's always been more to their embarrassment than mine.
02/25/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over ... more
Lol the cop!!

No embarrassing moments for me.
02/25/2012
Contributor: hippie hippie
So far I have not had any experiences. But the other day my suitemates and I were petsitting my friends dog, and the dog got into my friends room and into all of her sex toys. The cute puppy was playing with them like if they were chew toys. We found it especially fitting because the one he especially liked was the one she refers to as a dog toy because of how it looks.
02/29/2012
Contributor: Mx.Nekora Mx.Nekora
I almost had one when the kids (niece and nephew) were sleeping downstairs and i was upstairs,trying out my new assignment toy,but luckily i hid it with my blanket when one of them came upstairs cause they heard an odd noise. They didn't see a thing.
03/09/2012
Contributor: C-Rae C-Rae
It may happen sooner or later lol
03/09/2012
Contributor: Pirate Pirate
being careful is the key
03/09/2012
Contributor: scaredlittleboy scaredlittleboy
My mom found my first vibe while she helped me move into my dorm my freshman year. It was kind of embarassing, but not super bad. Now I talk to her about EF and doing reviews and stuff!
03/13/2012
Contributor: Lady Bear Lady Bear
not yet! *knock on wood*
03/13/2012
Contributor: Rahel Rahel
once I forgot that I'd left my vibrator under the pillow, and then the cleaners came...
03/13/2012
Contributor: Trepier Trepier
Me and my girlfriend are extremely careful with toys and make sure they are were people aren't going to find them.
03/14/2012
Contributor: jryder3891 jryder3891
Quote:
Originally posted by ddd masturbator(bye all!)
I have had nightmares about leaving my toys out.

One time I had a friend over and suddenly couldn't remember if I had taken my toy out of the bathroom... I could have run to check, but she was in there!!! Thankfully it wasn't in ... more
Same here! But havent
06/22/2012
Contributor: jryder3891 jryder3891
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I had one under a dresser-near-the-bed when a rogue squirrel decided to run through the house and corner itself in my room... "Uh... actually maybe I should corner it myself, family?" That didn't work, but everybody blushed and turned ... more
Still embarrassing lol
06/22/2012
Contributor: jryder3891 jryder3891
Quote:
Originally posted by DiscretionAdvised
LMAO
06/22/2012
Contributor: jryder3891 jryder3891
I havent yet
06/22/2012
Contributor: shoutitout87 shoutitout87
I used to take my old Pocket Rocket in the shower with me, and one day I forgot to take it back out when I was done. Later that day, my mom found it and inquired about it to make sure it was indeed what she thought it was. She was totally fine with it, but it was still a bit mortifying .
06/22/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
None so far.
06/22/2012
Contributor: Aeronaut Aeronaut
Quote:
Originally posted by Undead
Not so far.
Here's one for you:

When I lived with my parents I had a few interesting moments. One that sticks out in my mind was the first time my mother found out I was using a sex toy. We were in a small travel trailer at the time and somehow it fell out of my personal belongings. Unfortunately, I was away in class at my first semester in college. I don't know how she found the infernal thing.

I came home from class to have her wave it in my face and say, "This green is a pretty color!"

...needless to say, I was as red as a tomato.
06/25/2012
Contributor: Abombadong Abombadong
hasn't happened yet and dread the day it does
07/29/2012
Contributor: KRD KRD
Not yet!
07/29/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I have a 3 and 5 3/4 year old so it could happen, but not yet.
07/29/2012
Contributor: Claire-Bear Claire-Bear
I don't have an embarrassing moment per se, but there are times I can't insert toys even a little bit after a long warmup. It's frustrating and I have to laugh at myself.
07/29/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over ... more
Nothing embarrassing happened to me yet.
07/30/2012