What is the nastiest thing you've ever said to/asked a lover?

Contributor: Jenny Swallows Jenny Swallows
We've all said things in the throes of passion that, afterwards, we've wondered "where did that come from?"

Is there anything that still makes you tingle with embarrassment... or, even worse, that your partner has taken to repeating, just to tease you?

Mine, or so my boyfriend likes reminding me, was an apparently demure and so ladylike polite "Do you mind if you cum in my mouth?"

Eeek!
04/10/2013
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Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
Kiss me with my cum in your mouth.
04/10/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
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Originally posted by Trysexual
Kiss me with my cum in your mouth.
This. I don't regret it and intend to do it again. lol
04/10/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
"I want to ride your face till your nose breaks." - I was letting him know how horny I was.
04/10/2013
Contributor: Jenny Swallows Jenny Swallows
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Originally posted by TJtheMadHatter
"I want to ride your face till your nose breaks." - I was letting him know how horny I was.
I love that one! Can I borrow it sometime?
04/10/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
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Originally posted by Jenny Swallows
I love that one! Can I borrow it sometime?
Go for it! The look on their face is WELL worth it. lol I'm always saying things like that because my SO tend to roll his eyes when I say that I'm horny (because I always am). I think the strangest conversation we had was when I was trying to haggle for the use of his leg. He wasn't in the mood, and I was trying to get him to just let me use his leg (for grinding purposes). I didn't get to, but he definitely likes to tease me about it. lol
04/10/2013
Contributor: Gary Gary
I have said a lot of things to get a laugh, if you can squeeze a good one in during sex, sometimes the laughter can go on for a long time. "Would it be cool if my grandma watches us?"
04/10/2013
Contributor: married with children married with children
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Originally posted by Gary
I have said a lot of things to get a laugh, if you can squeeze a good one in during sex, sometimes the laughter can go on for a long time. "Would it be cool if my grandma watches us?"
lol. so sick its funny.
04/10/2013
Contributor: twelve13 twelve13
I don't know. This really doesn't answer the question, but dirty things are easy for me to say/ask for. There have been more than I can count. It's the sexual things that involve feelings that are difficult for me.
04/11/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
We really get into dirty talk, so nothing really crosses the line....but just last night I told him to "fuck me like the whore I am, and eat my ass as I cum!" He happily did what I asked, it was great!!
09/29/2013