I swear I'm not crazy, but I still have no idea.

Contributor: Elaira Elaira
Okay, so over the last week or so a bunch of stuff happened:

- Boobs felt strange. More sensitive than normal making me more conscious of my bra or anything they come in contact with. Now tingly and slightly larger.

- Nipples feel extra sensitive and are becoming slightly sore.

- I'm bloated for no particular reason.

- Digestive issues.

- Breaking out like crazy. Hair and face are oilier than normal.

- Feels like I'm having allergies even though I never do.

- Muscular aches like I've been working out. Not steady or anything, just when I move. Abs, lower back, and calves. Plus a weird tension in my lower pelvis/hip region.

- Fatigue and total mental fogginess.

- Light spotting starting yesterday. Mostly when I pee, but not steady. Started a darker red and tapered to light pink/brown and is now gone. (This has never happened to me before)

- Temperature higher than normal. Chills and hot flashes randomly.

- Random dizzy spells.

- Crazy emotional mood swings. One second I'm fine and the next I'm super cranky or on the verge of tears for no reason.

- Twinges on one side of where my uterus should be.

- I normally have no appetite but have been constantly hungry over the last few days.

- About a week ago and then a couple days ago I had clear, thick stringy discharge that was way thicker than normal fertile stuff. No smell. Nothing else abnormal.

- Woman bits are more sensitive and slightly itchy/irritated (I have a delicate ecosystem and anything throws it off.)

- Craving for things I normally don't enjoy. Bitter things like unsweetened black tea and super dark chocolate. Also for healthier foods like fruits and veggies. I normally enjoy carbonated drinks but have no desire for them.

- Constantly thirsty. Much more than usual.

- Nausea caused by any mention of fried or greasy food or trying to eat any of it. Dry heaving after taking a couple bites of something earlier today.

- Everything tastes much more bland and unappealing. Love mushrooms, now have become utterly disgusting. Smoking a cigarette was torture this morning. I can't stand anything sugary. The medication I normally take without any issues suddenly tastes horrible.

- I smell everything within a 5 mile radius (and apparently it's all disgusting). Almost puked when walking into my kitchen this morning. (We have slightly dirty dishes.)

- I have to pee every 5 seconds even if I haven't been drinking anything.

- I'm on Adderall and have absolutely no desire to take it even though I thought I'd die without it.

From what I'm guessing, I'm about 11-13 days past ovulation. 14 days since the incident that might have caused this. Still too early for a late period. My PMS is never this serious. Does this seem a little unusual to anyone else?

I'm just trying to make sure I'm not the only one here who sees that this might be something a little . . . out of the ordinary. Nothing even crossed my mind until the crazy spotting that I've never ever had before.
05/19/2012
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05/19/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Um..sweetie, you need to take a test. You're pregnant.
05/19/2012
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
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Originally posted by Ansley
Um..sweetie, you need to take a test. You're pregnant.
Yup.
05/19/2012
Contributor: CindyH CindyH
sounds like you are pregnant
05/19/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I don't know but I had a lot of those symptoms when I was pregnant (tingly/itchy breasts, nausea, discharge, etc.) When is your period due? I would take a test ASAP.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
Unless you haven't had sex in the past few weeks, you're pregnant. If you haven't had sex, go to the ER because you could have a super terrible kidney infection or something (blood, pain, hormone levels, urination issues, etc)!
05/19/2012
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
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Originally posted by Ansley
Um..sweetie, you need to take a test. You're pregnant.
Agree +1.

I made it only as far as the second bullet point before "PREGNANT" leaped to my brain. Time to pee on the stick.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Petite Valentine
Agree +1.

I made it only as far as the second bullet point before "PREGNANT" leaped to my brain. Time to pee on the stick.
Mmmmhmmm.

Hey, Dawn - for what it's worth. Been there, done that. If you need someone to talk to - no judgment, swear - I'm here for you.
05/19/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Elaira
Okay, so over the last week or so a bunch of stuff happened:

- Boobs felt strange. More sensitive than normal making me more conscious of my bra or anything they come in contact with. Now tingly and slightly larger.

- Nipples feel extra ... more
Could very well be pregnancy, but this sounds IDENTICAL to the symptoms I have with endometriosis+IBS! I hope you don't have that. The things you described though, are to a tee how sufferers with IBS+Endometriosis feel each month. The digestive issues really make it sound like IBS. Endometriosis is often accompanied with IBS and I had the misfortune of having them both since my early teens. I had surgery and no change, but a year ago I started eating Virgin coconut oil and taking aloe vera in pill form and totally diminished my IBS! The endometriosis is hardly noticeable until it's time for my period and then it feels a lot like you described only less painful than what it was before the aloe. Getting high quality aloe is so expensive though, so this month I've been working on growing my own and taking it that way. It's so much cheaper and is more potent than the pill form. If you find out you aren't pregnant, I'd highly recommend trying just a small teaspoon of virgin coconut oil (NOT refined). Coconut oil is a must if it is IBS. Aloe does wonders, but the coconut oil will kill candidiasis. That's why you only start out with a small amount! You can get "herxheimers," which is also called "die off" where the candida albicans are being killed off and are releasing toxins, which make you feel sick to your stomach for a couple of hours. I made the mistake of upping my dose to two tablespoons once and never did that again! If it is IBS, the coconut oil will take care of it in no time, especially if it seems to just now have started.

Have you been on a round of antibiotics lately? That's usually the cause of IBS. I have to take anti-fungals, probiotics hardcore when I'm on a round of antibiotics because my IBS symptoms come flooding back. Usually, I don't have the symptoms unless I've been on the antibiotics for over a month.

I don't know. It sounds so close to all three things: pregnancy, IBS and endo. I hope you're OK though!
05/19/2012
Contributor: Sam I Am Sam I Am
Sounds exactly like my symptoms when I was pregnant, you should probably take a test
05/19/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Those are all possible symptoms of pregnancy. I'd take a test and personally I'd still get to a doctor/gyno no matter what the test says, just to ease my mind and let me know for sure.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
It could be pregnancy, but if you test and it is negative, I'd see your doctor. I had a similar issue, and it turned out it was a combination of a few different health issues I was having all at once. I have IBS as I discovered, and anemia which caused weird cravings for foods I usually don't like, and my doctor said it can be just like a pregnancy craving at times, because your body is telling you, just like during pregnancy, that you need something you aren't getting.

But I'd definitely test for pregnancy first

Good luck! I hope everything is ok and if you test, I hope the results are whatever you are wanting them to be
05/19/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
It definitely sounds suspiciously like pregnancy, BUT! As someone who has both hormonal and digestive problems, I've had combinations of similar symptoms before when there was no chance of pregnancy for me and it was just those issues acting up. Like everyone else says though, take a test for sure.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Most probably you're pregnant like everyone else said, especially when you mentioned the heightened sense of smell.
05/19/2012
Contributor: VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
I hardly read through a couple points before I thought "pregnancy", though things like the sense of smell being heightened are extremely telling as well. It could be something else, but you should take a test right away.
05/19/2012
Contributor: shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
so it does sound like pregnancy...the spotting is the fertilization stage where the sperm buries itself in the egg.think back ..did you have unprotected sex between 5 to 12 days ago?If so then that is what it is.Although if it is that..usually people dont get any symptoms until acouple weeks after fertilization besides for breasts hurting and being bloated feeling. It is worth taking a test just to see..if that is what it is..even if you havent missed your period yet..get a really good test because it would show up..thats when the hormone starts showing up in your body!good luck!
05/19/2012
Contributor: shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
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Originally posted by shySEXXaddict
so it does sound like pregnancy...the spotting is the fertilization stage where the sperm buries itself in the egg.think back ..did you have unprotected sex between 5 to 12 days ago?If so then that is what it is.Although if it is that..usually people ... more
just relooked it up to make sure giving you right info...its 5 to 14 days.babycenter.com is an awesome site to rely on if you are or think you are
05/19/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
Take a preg test AND go to the doctor. Sounds like maybe a fallopian pregnancy since your uterus hurts on one side. Be safe and get checked out, k? Let us know what is going on. Worried about you!!
05/19/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Sounds like your pregnant, wife had a lot of the same signs.
05/19/2012
Contributor: BG529 BG529
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Originally posted by Ansley
Um..sweetie, you need to take a test. You're pregnant.
thats what i was going to say. good luck hun
05/19/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Test and make an appointment, either way you're going to want to be seen! I hope all is well!
05/19/2012
Contributor: NurseKitty NurseKitty
I would say that what ever is going on with you hun you need to see a doctor right away. These symptoms are in no way "normal" and you really need to get it looked at.

It could be pregnancy, or an infection and it's best to get it ruled out. Go call your Doc!
05/19/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Sounds like either a serious urinary tract infection (I always get irritable, depressed and sad when I get a UTI, along with all these other symptoms.) Or pregnancy, or a severe case of PMS. Or it could also be IBS. (Irritable Bowel Syndrome.) All of these effect your digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

I swear every time I've been pregnant I've thought I had a UTI and PMS.

Hon, take a pregnancy test, then see a doctor. The fever worries me a little, it's not a normal sign of pregnancy.

What type of birth control are you using?
05/19/2012
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
I do have IBS, but this stuff isn't how mine normally is, and it's been incredibly mild over the last few months. These aren't the symtoms I have with it, either. Don't have a UTI. I'm prone to them and can tell what's going on really quickly. Nothing along the lines of that at all.

My "fever" was 99.2, so not even much of a fever, really. I have read that it's pretty common for where I'd be at.

It's just strange that my boobs have started to feel heavier, look larger and my nipples are a little tender/slightly larger. Tingly, too. With PMS they hurt like crazy, but they're not sore yet. Weird.

And I'm not on any sort of birth control, either. We did use a condom, but for some reason he decided to take it off right before ejaculation and had some really bad aim which I didn't notice for a few minutes and, not thinking, wiped around down there which may have pushed the stuff a little far inside. That, and there was lots of natural lubrication going on. Not a super high chance, but still. A chance, and all this mess makes it look suspicious.

I took a test this morning but it was negative. It's still really early, though.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Cherry21 Cherry21
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Originally posted by Elaira
Okay, so over the last week or so a bunch of stuff happened:

- Boobs felt strange. More sensitive than normal making me more conscious of my bra or anything they come in contact with. Now tingly and slightly larger.

- Nipples feel extra ... more
yeah.. you're pregnant. lol
05/19/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
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Originally posted by Elaira
I do have IBS, but this stuff isn't how mine normally is, and it's been incredibly mild over the last few months. These aren't the symtoms I have with it, either. Don't have a UTI. I'm prone to them and can tell what's going ... more
It could be too early. I'd hold off for a week and re test. If you get another negative, I'd see your Doctor.

That is exactly how I felt 2 weeks ago. I thought I was pregnant because I had morning sickness. Then the next day it got way worse. It was the Flu. Everyone in the house had it.
05/19/2012
Contributor: indiechick indiechick
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Originally posted by Elaira
Okay, so over the last week or so a bunch of stuff happened:

- Boobs felt strange. More sensitive than normal making me more conscious of my bra or anything they come in contact with. Now tingly and slightly larger.

- Nipples feel extra ... more
My dear you are gonna be a momma, but if that is not something you want right now you have options and a very supportive eden community
05/19/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
I'd say go to the doctor. Then you'll be able to see if it is not one thing, but another and you'll be at least know exactly what is up.

But as soon as I read your first point, I went... mama?
05/19/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Definitely head to the doctor. You're most likely pregnant.
05/19/2012