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Epic battle with Moon Cup's death grip.

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Contributor: Elaira Elaira
I'm on my third cycle with the silicone Moon Cup. So far so good. There haven't been too many issues. It's a little uncomfortable when it comes out, but it's no big deal.

But today it has decided to have a death grip and the suction will not break for anything. (Perhaps having an orgasm with it in there was a bad idea.)

I've dug around in there. Twisted, tilted, wiggled, and all that but nothing. (I think I dug around in there so much I actually made myself squirt.) My fingers aren't long enough to reach the rim. I push and try to grab the base but it keeps slipping out of my grip.

Good god. I feel like I need to call for back up here. This is hilariously awkward. I'm half contemplating grabbing my forceps. Too bad I don't have someone who loves me enough to preform a Moon Cup reconnaissance mission.
03/31/2012
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Contributor: Elaira Elaira
Four hours later my bathroom counter is covered in 5 pairs of gloves, a bottle of lube, mosquito clams, forceps, two vibrators, and thank god, the damn cup.

Operation MoonCup was a success.
03/31/2012
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
lol.... What happens if you don't break the seal and just yank it out?
04/01/2012
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
Oh gods. I'm sorry that happened, but I was laughing so hard at your description of the carnage in your bathroom! I've never had that happen with my Diva-cup!
04/01/2012
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
When I can't get my Divacup out because it's too slippery, I try grasping it while holding some toilet paper or a tissue; that way I can get a grip and break the seal.

I hope it wasn't all too traumatic for you
04/01/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
After a bad experience getting a cup stuck inside me, I swore off of them until I own a speculum and forceps.
04/01/2012
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
I think some of the holes must have gotten clogged up so it wouldn't break the seal for me. Normally I can just pull it out because there's not a huge amount of suction but that thing was wedged all the way up there and everything was a slippery mess. I couldn't pinch it with my thumb and index finger and didn't get enough grip on it to pull it out. When I would try to pull and it wouldn't budge I got creeped out because I felt like I was going to rip my cervix out. Haha.

Luckily my roommate gave me a pair of mosquito clamps and I was able to get a good grip on the stem and pull it out like that. I only cut mine halfway because it normally sits pretty low, but not this damn time. I'll make sure to keep those handy next time.

Regardless of this traumatic but hilarious incident, I'm still in love with the thing. I'm just gonna have to have a few words with it about its recent behavior.
04/01/2012