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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Ok so in the Safety area I have to drop this little bomb...so apparently a woman was driving with her ex-husband going to visit her new boyfriend. She decides she needs a little depilation of the bikini area, so her ex takes the wheel to allow her to shave...while she was driving! She slammed into a pickup and tried to switch seats with her ex so he could take the rap. Why? Because she was driving just one day after having had her license suspended and had no insurance. link

According to KTLA she was shaving her coochy not just her bikini area....Ok just how smooth does your coochy have to be for a boyfriend...and wouldn't it be easier to get all the little razor stubbles at home? Whoa a moving vehicle, a razor and my lady parts are never going to coincide.
Just sitting here shaking my head in disbelief....
03/13/2010
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Only in my 'beloved' Florida will you find the trailer trash spirit is alive and well. I think there's something in the water around here that makes Floridians end up on News of the Weird at least three times a day. I believe one of my managers put it most succinctly: 'we find new and unique ways of messing up'.
03/13/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I'm kind of stunned. Wow. What the heck?

I don't care if I'm in the backseat of a car. I would NOT want to be shaving in a moving vehicle. There's too much probability of disaster.
03/13/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
*shakes head* I don't even know what to say?
03/13/2010
Contributor: sarahbear sarahbear
She could have just put some Nair on it and rinsed it off when she got to his house, lol.

Kidding.

Some people...I just don't even know.
03/13/2010
Contributor: Heartthrob Heartthrob
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ok so in the Safety area I have to drop this little bomb...so apparently a woman was driving with her ex-husband going to visit her new boyfriend. She decides she needs a little depilation of the bikini area, so her ex takes the wheel to allow her to ... more
Wow, wow wow!
03/13/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Totally amazingly stupid. I wouldn't put makeup on in a car, much less shave...
03/13/2010
Contributor: Passionate Pastor Passionate Pastor
She should have waxed. It would have been much safer,
03/13/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
She should have waxed. It would have been much safer,
Very true, however, it's still not safe to be ripping the hair off your lady parts while barreling down the road behind the wheel of a car! Still makes me shake my head....I'm not drinking the water when we go to Orlando then Chillipepper Girl!
03/14/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Seriously?

Obviously there should have been a warning label on the razor: Do not use while driving. Someone should sue...
03/15/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Is there any single part of this story that is not totally fucked up?
03/15/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Dave and Chuck the Freak were talking about this in Detroit this morning.

My thought: WHY!
03/15/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Seriously?

Obviously there should have been a warning label on the razor: Do not use while driving. Someone should sue...
imagine if she were drinking hot coffee too!
03/15/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I see people doing crazy stuff while driving all the time: talking on the phone with one hand while eating or drinking with the other hand, Eating with both hands, putting on make up, using a laptop, changing clothes, reading, with headphones on, doing shit with their hair, turning fully around to reach into the backseat, driving with a dog on their lap... you name it.

Fucking people.
03/15/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
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Originally posted by Victoria
I see people doing crazy stuff while driving all the time: talking on the phone with one hand while eating or drinking with the other hand, Eating with both hands, putting on make up, using a laptop, changing clothes, reading, with headphones on, ... more
I knew a guy who set his laptop on his dashboard and watched movies while driving on long trips. You know, down the highway at 75 MPH. I was considering dating him until he mentioned this little nugget.

Fucking people indeed.
03/15/2010
Contributor: Gardenvy Gardenvy
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Is there any single part of this story that is not totally fucked up?
Gary, no I dont believe so... Why the hell was her ex driving with her to her new boyfriends house anyway??? F'D up story indeed.
03/15/2010
Contributor: SydVicious SydVicious
I have so many questions... there were three passengers in the car? So not only are you doing this in a car but you are doing it in view of three people. Also, did she have like water or shaving cream? I mean.... a dry shave?!?! ouch!!

Maybe she should have considered coloring her hair while in a car too.... those roots are out of control!
03/15/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I love my state - we provide so much entertainment with 'WTF' moments! *eyeroll*
03/15/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ok so in the Safety area I have to drop this little bomb...so apparently a woman was driving with her ex-husband going to visit her new boyfriend. She decides she needs a little depilation of the bikini area, so her ex takes the wheel to allow her to ... more
Lmao, I got this as a text from my fiance a few days ago and it made me laugh hysterically. As soon as I saw your topic I knew it had to be the same thing. It is just astounding what some people will do while they're driving, and I drive deliveries 5 days a week, I see a lot of weirdos, lol
03/15/2010
Contributor: LuLu Love LuLu Love
Wow. No. Oh my god. I don't even know. What is wrong with people?
03/15/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Gardenvy
Gary, no I dont believe so... Why the hell was her ex driving with her to her new boyfriends house anyway??? F'D up story indeed.
Yeah, it was like a fail trifecta!
03/25/2010
Contributor: Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
(EdenFantasys)
Wow. First, I can't imagine my ex, or my husband if he were to be my ex, to be willing to drive me to my new man's house.

And second, I would never take sharp objects to the girly parts unless I was in an absolutely still, stable environment!
03/30/2010
Contributor: softkkisses softkkisses
yikes
09/11/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
Wow. First, I can't imagine my ex, or my husband if he were to be my ex, to be willing to drive me to my new man's house.

And second, I would never take sharp objects to the girly parts unless I was in an absolutely still, stable environment!
Oddly enough I can imagine that...Sigel isn't exactly my ex but he drives me to Canada all the time to see my boyfriend LOL But the sad part was SHE was driving HIM when she decided her coochy needed a haircut.
09/11/2010
Contributor: UrNaughtyaAngel UrNaughtyaAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I see people doing crazy stuff while driving all the time: talking on the phone with one hand while eating or drinking with the other hand, Eating with both hands, putting on make up, using a laptop, changing clothes, reading, with headphones on, ... more
OMG, I would never do any of that. I barely ever used my cell phone. Even if I wasn't a nervous driver I would not do any of those things. I saw on the news or a truck driver or bus driver reading their kindle. Crazy!!

But not as crazy as this girl or the one that was masturbating w/ a toy while the passenger had porn playing on a lap top.
09/29/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ok so in the Safety area I have to drop this little bomb...so apparently a woman was driving with her ex-husband going to visit her new boyfriend. She decides she needs a little depilation of the bikini area, so her ex takes the wheel to allow her to ... more
Wow, taht is crazy...
09/30/2010
Contributor: Aly890 Aly890
I agree that is absolutely insane. a razor blade near my vagina in a moving vehicle, i don't think so.. If she's woman enough to be having sex with the man she should be woman enough to take the wrap for the accident!!
10/21/2010