Bloody idiots! Not one but two people came in within minutes of each other and said they had "unintentionally" done it. I'm pretty sure the two were connected but could be wrong, even if they were both looking at each other knowingly, but what people do in their own time and with whom is their own business, but heaven help them if I have to deal with the fallout afterwards, thankfully while I had to triage them, the ED gynecological nurse had to fix them up with just me attending.

A half stick of salted cooking butter is NOT a replacement for lube no matter how desperate you are.

The taste would be awful, the effects painful, the infection afterwards would be deadly.

We are talking permanent cellular decay/death and the inability for the walls of the vagina to regrow EVER. We are talking scar tissue, chemical 2nd/3rd grade. The vagina would never, EVER, be able to stretch without tearing. Raw shea butter may tighten a vaginal cavity but DAIRY is not, NOT,ok. As goes for cream (inside), outside is tasteful, inside if just...

I have had to extract and assist with the extraction of toys (sexual and otherwise), drugs, torn pieces of congealed condoms, broken IUD's and a thousand other things that get stuck up and stuck in that place.

But dealing with melted butter is the most bizarre and dangerous substance to date.

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Wow - thanks for the info. I think the first time I heard about this was The Last Tango in Paris when Marlon Brando supposedly used it for anal sex.

Since we use a lot of coconut oil - and have for several years - with no adverse effects - the trouble with butter was totally unknown to me.

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I went and checked the case book and found that across the region this sort of thing happens about once a month but I suspect that a lot more people just go to their doctor and not to the hospital.

I'm not too sure about butter + anal sex? I imagine some potential issues but not as many as vaginal. less

Bloody idiots! Not one but two people came in within minutes of each other and said they had "unintentionally" done it. I'm pretty sure the two were connected but could be wrong, even if they were both looking at each other knowingly, but what people do in their own time and with whom is their own business, but heaven help them if I have to deal with the fallout afterwards, thankfully while I had to triage them, the ED gynecological nurse had to fix them up with just me attending.

A half stick of salted cooking butter is NOT a replacement for lube no matter how desperate you are.

The taste would be awful, the effects painful, the infection afterwards would be deadly.

We are talking permanent cellular decay/death and the inability for the walls of the vagina to regrow EVER. We are talking scar tissue, chemical 2nd/3rd grade. The vagina would never, EVER, be able to stretch without tearing. Raw shea butter may tighten a vaginal cavity but DAIRY is not, NOT,ok. As goes for cream (inside), outside is tasteful, inside if just...

I have had to extract and assist with the extraction of toys (sexual and otherwise), drugs, torn pieces of congealed condoms, broken IUD's and a thousand other things that get stuck up and stuck in that place.

But dealing with melted butter is the most bizarre and dangerous substance to date.

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Bloody idiots! Not one but two people came in within minutes of each other and said they had "unintentionally" done it. I'm pretty sure the two were connected but could be wrong, even if they were both looking at each other knowingly, but what people do in their own time and with whom is their own business, but heaven help them if I have to deal with the fallout afterwards, thankfully while I had to triage them, the ED gynecological nurse had to fix them up with just me attending.

A half stick of salted cooking butter is NOT a replacement for lube no matter how desperate you are.

The taste would be awful, the effects painful, the infection afterwards would be deadly.

We are talking permanent cellular decay/death and the inability for the walls of the vagina to regrow EVER. We are talking scar tissue, chemical 2nd/3rd grade. The vagina would never, EVER, be able to stretch without tearing. Raw shea butter may tighten a vaginal cavity but DAIRY is not, NOT,ok. As goes for cream (inside), outside is tasteful, inside if just...

I have had to extract and assist with the extraction of toys (sexual and otherwise), drugs, torn pieces of congealed condoms, broken IUD's and a thousand other things that get stuck up and stuck in that place.

But dealing with melted butter is the most bizarre and dangerous substance to date.

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