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Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Is it just me, or do others feel like if the house isn't clean, you just aren't "in the mood"?

Seriously, I have an OCD issue with things being in their place and the house being cleaned (mostly issues with having teh floors vacuumed, swept and mopped)...Once I feel like my house is "clean" then I tend to get more into the mood of things easier. This also helps us to be able to have sex anywhere we want! If theres a pile of dirty clothes on the floor or in the recliner, etc etc....We can't very well use those spaces for sex. If theres shit all over the counter tops like tobacco (where we roll our smokes) or if theres sugar or coffee spilled near the coffee pot....well then I cant have him plop my buns up on the counter top now can I? LOL.

I dunno, I just feel like if theres so much to be done, the house is too dirty or cluttered, I just can't have sex lol. Am I weird? Go ahead, its ok, I think Im weird so you can confirm without repercussions lol.
05/12/2012
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Contributor: Jake'n'bake Jake'n'bake
TBH I'm the exact opposite. XD I can't deal with a house that's really super clean; it makes me uneasy because it doesn't feel... lived-in enough for me? Then again, I've always been the sort to have an extremely messy room, and I've been happy with that...

Gotta say, I probably couldn't have better sex in a clean area as opposed to one with a certain amount of clutter/mess. I guess I'm weird, too! :3;
05/12/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
True, my wife does feel better when the house is clean and it's easier to get her in the mood.
05/12/2012
Contributor: HotMama2three HotMama2three
Hell yes. I'm ready to go soon as the kids are in bed if the house is clean! He starts straightening up if he is in the mood
07/18/2012
Contributor: Istanbull Istanbull
I've heard this a lot but it has so far done nothing for me to clean the house. She just finds some other reason not to want to be in the mood.
07/30/2012
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
Granted, I like to have at least a cup in the sink, wrinkle in the bedding, but other than that, I'm nutty. I HAVE to have the house looking good.
I find that if my bed is made, I suddenly become horny and half the time I can't even wait till hubby is home because I break out the dildo and vibrator faster then I drink coffee (which is pretty fast).
Now if the house is cleaned...I might as well have the dildo in hand because a clean home somehow gets me horny!
07/30/2012
Contributor: HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
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Originally posted by MamaDivine
Is it just me, or do others feel like if the house isn't clean, you just aren't "in the mood"?

Seriously, I have an OCD issue with things being in their place and the house being cleaned (mostly issues with having teh floors ... more
My house doesn't have to be spotless for me to get into the mood though it has to be somewhat straight for me to be happy. If it's messy that means someone if not everyone gets a huge helping of Angry Wife-N-Momma and that comes with a helping of Surly and Bitchy free of charge. If they want to super-size it by adding a medium or large Attitude served in Back talk and or Sarcasm then the cost of this meal just went from free of charge to everyone lives in hell.

That was the tenner around here when my daughter was still living at home. Thank goodness no one wants to eat out anymore.
07/30/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
A clean house has no effect on me. If I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood.
07/30/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by unfulfilled
A clean house has no effect on me. If I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood.
same here!
07/30/2012
Contributor: mikeysPlace mikeysPlace
I'm agreeable here. Even I like the house to be clean. Not that I'm never in the mood otherwise, cuz lord that ain't true. But it helps! I liken it to what I call the Hotel Effect. Our sex frequency always goes hope on vacation. That obviously has a lot to do with the relaxing environment. But there's nothing wrong with a clean, well lighted place.
07/30/2012
Contributor: MrsHouseWife MrsHouseWife
I am the same, especial if the room we are in isn't clean.I get distracted and thing I really should be cleaning and then I cant enjoy it.
08/30/2012
Contributor: Rory Rory
Ok if he cleans the whole house I'll give him a little extra!
09/13/2012